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"There was no recording of kanye on his motorcycle. It makes me think about having a hard moment with zayn malik and the perfect crime. " I love this.

Jamie is a businessperson and a performer. He unleashed a new initiative for juicy info on thursday, and lena dunham herself joined the conversation. The actress says, " i am proud to be the biggest moment of this year. " 

> A source told tmz " live forever fifty shades darker and follow up with nicki minaj. "

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Somewhere between Kendall and Kim is the end.

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for katy perry, 32 passionate copies of herself were mercilessly aware of their own passing. It was hurtful and she understands so much. The rumor is, she just really thought she would be a master of her most notorious secrets, but it was never approved by the twitterverse, and it appears to be falling flat. We will probably not be there for the 411 on that, but i love you. 

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the vmas wouldn't be bothered with taylor swift's new chrome dome: she was having trouble opening it

known issue with newer chrome domes

taylor's head remains sealed, its interior secrets unreleased

a source told three victims: katy perry's on the attack. Ariana also wants protection. 

 today in fact taylor swift's squad members surrounded mercilessly, spiraling out of control, for their chicken farming practices. 

in today's fraught music landscape even the biggest artists have to diversify

the show has claimed a lot of thrones from a lot of people. According to various hunky strangers, it's safe to see it and go outside. The reality is finally here: we'll survive it all. 

 The day of the wedding, the entire infestation wouldn't stop freakin' feeding on our loved ones.  For sure, some people enjoyed the pampering, had a wonderful experience.  Adam's attention was on me, Shanelle,  and the battle with 5 ton bugs. 

various hunky strangers lol

for the last time: carrie underwood is not performing at the center for the american bikini wars. We just think this will be more successful without her. Now sure, she is cool. We see that. But she has no evidence of being creative during a stunt like this, i am heartbroken to say.

the 2017 golden globes were a big hit with criminal women. They love being honored with a little dog dressed up as a judge. Photos of the elaborate costume during the show will probably get me saying things that i struggle with. This is not your average bedtime routine. 

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She added, just casually eating, the comments that would inexplicably help reconnect the vmas to the hospital's dead zombie taylors. She hit track and they were called.

the mtv teen theater actress zazie beetz pays tribute to her big machine with a live albino burmese python in her system. Her second hubby narvel blackstock is finally joined together inside their heads. Getty images embed from getty images for juicy info during this difficult year. 

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Ben kingsley started grilling the music culture on his instagram with the words " i'm just too sexy to get emotional trauma stemming from a rare form of muscular music. "

affleck really feels like a phoenix of swift releases as he appears to be able to google about kim kardashian's new movie from the roof of his car

a source has revealed: hillary clinton and bernie sanders are already talking about adoption. The two have seemingly decided on a strong basketball team and i'm just really stressed out over the possibilities. They're ready to fight all the haters and the beautiful basketball hoop with an ultra basketball corset. 

a story for the special guest: i'm going to be a hero in nashville. Taylor swift is going to be the perfect person to make me look bad. This is not your average life of course – more than 400 years of marriage to taylor is going to kill me. 

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flirty moment: i rolled up to the world premiere of his dirty little comedy film and i made fun of his car. then he was distraught over the content of my mind, of course. A young lady stormed out and threw me on the red carpet and her husband russell - old and petty - streamed video on twitter. My mom and dad will never be over this

the song of the night is ' about to get emotional revenge on a group of professionals '

a few weeks after they announced their split, taylor and kanye are already talking about having trouble with the annual ceremony for juicy women 

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she had already reached her career move. And while taylor swift appears to make sense, where other people really miss, she also never consented to being stabbed.

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shape help: i'm too long to be a slithering snake 

campaign for a long dormant idol and it'll be released on the beach 

fact: the last 30 seconds of the night last 30 months 

the eater of the biggest female stunt performer, perry poked, was also spotted spending the victim's death with their new book, " adult month: everything you need to know about my doctor "
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judge another reality for their song samples, but not for their life insurance 

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Revenge is about being mentally tame and not looking back.

The music business isn't having dinner together in los angeles. It's always hoping that your moonwoman has taken advantage of her most creative moments.

according to veteran hollywood child stunt coordinator conrad  daenerys the singer is reportedly being paid tens of  palmisano dollars. Photos of deadpool  with the iconic moonman entertainer get everyone drinks during the show .

the star wars fandom responded to twitter's death anniversary with matching jeweled earrings 

(revelation: cake and pie are equally good) (edited)

shhhh

kissing a victim is being considered by my mom and dad, who recently admitted suffering from very public emotional revenge. 

question: why do music awards show you the singer and not the singer's death ?

betrayal in the works! Why fans believe god gave everyone's clothing to their bitter enemies

Legion of the Biggest Wife has given a hatchet to the Rhythm Video Vanguard for the song of a lifetime 

birth announcements: celebrities celebrate their second pregnancy days after their romantic dinner with me 
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school territory is off while filming deadpool 2. This makes sense. They definitely wanted something pretty hostile from the past decade to make their little comedy film with.

the first time david and i made fun of gordon ramsay, i was told i was like " a little dog dressed up as a man "

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the singer has made me forgive music with her new album. She sings repeatedly like a phoenix rising from the american idol reboot. 

the video premiere this sunday at the mtv video music awards finally put christmas in the same room as the reptile child of taylor swift and her longtime spokeswoman 

taylor swift releases the lyrics to her mother's death certificate on twitter. 

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banana pregnancy nightmare: taylor swift has announced that her family members are beginning to wonder what happened to her little sister mandi

I've got a big machine in my head with matching jeweled events in the middle of my heart.

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the singer announced that she would host the 2017 golden cage snake emojis. She later told people of the night the sparkly basketball balloons bounded from the past. 

basketball turned sour: the final countdown to catastrophe is going strong. 

romance rumors circulated that taylor swift's squad members surrounded her mother yolanda and nobody can confirm their relationship

fight fire with Taylor Swift: celebrities weigh in on the red times

Kissing And Nobody: Taylor Swift's New Single Is About To Control Us
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taylor swift releases new moon person, she made in north korean prison. 

her family shared memories of taylor's return to the stage amid tensions with their chickens and the beautiful beach in malibu. 

success is the deadliest attack, Taylor swift has bad blood dripping from her home. 

the singer capped off her haters by mocking their mother and nobody seems to be able to revenge

reminder: taylor swift is slamming through fertility treatment's and she's still plenty single 

the singer handled me and orlando with matching jeweled reviews

for taylor, this week is about being called by her real name.

competition is going strong now that taylor swift is slamming through chemo
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her song famous squad u wore tonight started the show with a stunning departure from the stage amid taylor's acceptance speech

Daughter Of The Night! Taylor Swift's Ceremony To Taylor Swift Is Coming For Your Thoughts 

Taylor swift releases new album in the middle of my mom's death.

Squad members arrested in hyannisport 

restraining her was not good. Swift dropped back and watching the victim she made her mother debbie reynolds hit me.

the singer announced that her mother moved to an amazing technicolor cabin for taylor to grow up in. 

the mtv video music awards moments from the stagecrash with her were almost like taylor swift and katy perry said: hello casually elegant white face

entertainment weekly is on the set of swift's new video: classic farewell

@channel Alright, let's go with this for the headline:
Daughter Of The Night! Taylor Swift's Ceremony To Taylor Swift Is Coming For Your Thoughts
^ pitch sentences that could be vaguely related to this idea

also, there's so much stuff here we might well break off into other articles, stay tuned

her social accounts were spotted out during sheeran's concert 

Anyone else feel like Kim Kardashian leaked audio of Taylor's ceremony speech? 

she made the decision: everything she sings in the show is about her ongoing dreams.

Photos of swift's new nemesis with taylor's clothing were also found in the singer's chair.

modeling photos of her donning flirty earrings were spotted and she understands not to subscribe to this hollywood moment

Taylor Swift woman on fire with matching jeweled differences is here for  juicy media platforms

a star leaked nudes to the peoplestyle newsletter, which is rumored to be what caused this new taylor.

Taylor is overhauling her mother's daughter!

being the victim of swift's new single is about her ongoing career in your thoughts: celebrities

her family members surrounded taylor while taylor tells tmz broke major crimes with zayn malik already

her new dance, " the hospital within ", which features revolutionary technology such as micro houses, was recently released. 

the singer announced that her family shared kisses in march and hosted the feast for their viewing convenience

she has been stalking your little dog for the past year and nobody trusts that she could've just been hungry.

The star demonstrates that she traveled from a rare form to be the Perfect

What is going on between Taylor swift and white collars? She has turned into a physical comedy series due to her new bald look. 
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on twitter the days tick down until tomorrow and nobody trusts a source, but with taylor swift's new song the rest of your thoughts are just casually elegant

Taylor swift is slamming through fertility treatment in a skimpy black leotard.

 "pain is being stabbed for radaronline.com " 

the ceremony song samples the idea that bitch prayed for radaronline.com exclusively

All alone in the audience's chair,  her personalized dreams come true

@channel oh man. let's pause writing for a sec and do a round of voting. everyone do a pass through the last 10 minutes or so

her mother debbie gibson started grilling her on how screwed up people are.

like twitter users were convinced swift has slut person spacesuit was and she understands

for her first golden idol, a serial taylor tells tmz … i've just been hungry for how she'll replicate

close friends are fans: getty images for sundance with their chickens

she has now reached infamous canoodling proportions.

business secrets exposed, Taylor sings repeatedly to the rhythm of taylor's big music 

the video evolves into something bad obviously

Photos of taylor swift's death shattered the vmas, until they were called out as her sisters

Horror: "i do music every day." Taylor swift is slamming through chemo. And yet despite her health concerns, the singer handled her first lady in the audience. 

I think it's so magical that Taylor is overhauling a victim's death.

anyone who tries to address it seems to have oral sex with her ex 

This article originally appeared in her will
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coroner released Taylor swift looking quite together in a golden cage, she sings so much. 

@channel back to writing! looks like our main needs are quotes and editorial emotions

first quote is from Taylor Swift (about Taylor Swift), second is from her mother

woops im missing all your announcements haha

Taylor Swift releases new nanny from her childhood home 

what you mean by editorial emotions?

scandal photos of their routine claimed her mother moved out of commercial shopping

she has made fans believe that unison is about itself, and fans are freaking out

the star opted for a long dormant night party according to a dark snake creeping between swift and the wolf. Who knows how she keeps her body right 

@themegthatisyou see the bottom of the doc!

"""taylor tells tmz the video premiere is about kanye west's chair """

"took a shot"

~taylor tells tmz the video premiere is about kanye west's chair ~

"‘My daughter would be better’ as president."

"Those snakes slithering around the star demonstrate what I've been referring to: every artist is a rancher."`

for quotes, use three ` marks - upper left on your keyboard.

swift stated that her mother yolanda has a normal family body residence

she sings like your perfect dreams come true and sassy

"I'm not like they've decided. I do music and night trusts for the Mystery Blonde."

fans are responsible for the many crimes of her music but the dresses are the real mother problem

emotion with taylor has always meant problems since 2009

"I think about how screwed up the ceremony is and it makes me happy, " she said.

"It's pathetic af how screwed my reality is."

Mind blown: she'll release a little something into preterm babies and her voice will forever be part of their faces. 

her new song is definitely her mind getting cozy. 

will the song samples in this operation feel like their first golden cage?

the singer wrote: i really miss lippy feuds with perry and the beautiful young male admirer (s)

blonde single mother, ebony albums, said " baby, for taylor's spiritual awakening i'm just not comfortable providing the source. "

@channel think we're close to done on draft 1. one more round of voting in a minute, then we'll move to draft 2 if we wanna keep going (i do)

"A lot of meaning is in the audience's death. I think about it all the time."

"I don't trust anything but the coroner with the iconic moonman "

the songstress first appeared together again when asked whether kendall jenner sparks dating rumors about her hunky star with matching jeweled earrings

"i've been training with the suited thing and i'm going to be able to turn off for the first time. "

guy asked her mother "would you really want this daughter during her hiatus"?

for taylor tells tmz the newborns are already won

taylor swift's biggest feuds with kim kardashian west are seemingly not against american presidents

plenty of scandals exposed the source of swift's reputation: she has been preparing a victim's death with zayn malik for the last 30 years.

@channel pencils down, voting time!

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for taylor's acceptance of herself through radaronline.com she sings like a schoolgirl pregnancy nightmare

last one!
She made me play the song with my own cleaning supplies while she was doing that boom shakalaka on her beef 

blonde wig bitch: taylor is not having trouble filling the show. 
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a source told people she wanted cars on stage during katy perry‘s mtv movie for juicy media posting

@jamie we're just voting within this thread, yes?

'''Photos: drugs react to having a banana at taylor's big debut.'''

coverage of the night was just really really really really good looking @praisethelourd

@davemaher yeah, this thread is for pitching and voting

@channel if you want something to be in the cool grey box, use the tilde key three times ` - it's in the upper left corner ```

200 episodes.  She said she wants to end the story. We pay for her to drop albums always and there will probably not be a fourth

her favorite romper from beyoncé's famous nemesis is being called out like kanye's nasty lawsuit, however she ended her feud with kardashian drama

open call for all jigsaw pieces: headlines, quotes, ledes, bodies, emotions, it's all on the table

new stuff or pulling from what we've already done?

something about the kim and taylor feud

'''risk is a darker version of my new reality '''

Pop Starlet's Death! Taylor's Longtime Nemesis, Her Doctor, Gets 1 Dead Taylor 

soundtrack: taylor's longtime nemesis taylor 

taylor is actually the unabomber 

the music is annoying: how taylor swift may not have it 

```Taylor swift is ripping up katy perry's poodle pup: iconic.
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'Music itself replaced the bodies who filled rompers'

celebs for hurricane harvey relief work together to make matters worse

the singer's dad got frisky with his estranged wife

taylor swift's many young people think taylor swift has kept a hatchet with her. 

she sings repeatedly invading your thoughts

the star rips off a cat mask and nobody trusts me. 

Taylor's alleged victim isn't dating rumors circulated by Taylor.

game on: katy tapes while taylor sings about kanye west debacle to her room plastered 

after years of thought, a kiss song made for the young stole money

Kim & Kanye And Taylor And Katy And Orlando And Kanye Are Already Talking About Adoption

Taylor swift has been preparing katy perry for her first golden cage 

trend alert: taylor's ceremony with the kardashians is going to crash our hearts and yours 

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''''backstage adoption is the hardest decision i've ever had to make''' 

the singer kicked off a show aired by premiering on twitter for juicy women

With taylor digging up little trinkets, the world has about three million years left. 

fashion for this year and the years below: taylor tells radaronline to see different phenomenon 

marriage is in, famous taylor tells town 

pregnancy nightmare a publication reveals cocaine overdose at taylor swift's music comeback 

princess taylor swift is coming back to orlando at least 16 million times a week. 

 addiction treatment center: taylor is taking legal remedies for her new children's empowerment 

the actress suffered injuries: drugs were spotted partying aboard their private plane

revelation: taylor tapes are not specifically about her high risk pregnancy nightmare 

'''taylor's beefs with kimk. And jesus is reportedly about calvin harris’s swagger'''

taylor's beefs with kimk. And jesus is reportedly about calvin harris's swagger

but her fans believe god gave her the great anthem to make their little luck for the best:) 

@channel new headline is "Marriage Is In," Famous Taylor Tells Town

Taylor's Big Year Is Going To Kill Your Little Sister And I Love Her For It

lifestyle blogger's death was the right decision 

kindly keep it semi related to that marriage thing, please!

scene from last night: taylor swift looking hot & bothered by how she keeps not having intercourse 

"Joining with a mystery model is the most obvious way to get emotional."

Taylor's plan to liquefy women in 2018

matrimony could stop flying intercourse enjoyed by her social squad through tears of taylor

" of course" – looking hot & bothered, " you belong and it's safe "

her brand endured after kim kardashian leaked footage of herself and katy perry @katyperry just to be a coincidence

the star demonstrates how screwed up the internet is

The singer was aware of how awkward it woulda been, but she's still having an aide help reconnect her and ex boyfriend Vanderpump Rules.

for the people: taylor swift has clearly learned the kitchen is getting messy. She loves the idea of monogamy 

the singer capped off her forthcoming album with an emotional message: the deaths of her squad members and yours is going to be honest 

"the best wife award is the emoji of the year " she said. 

"Husband joe,  husband mike,  husband corey: each and every one is an amazing man."

radar reported saturday night the sparkly rendition of taylor swift‘s single despacito during the game itself wore out people

"visit the child, and then go through with the snake day later "

news of herself distracted her first interview with vanity 

Brand credit: she made me play matchmaker for her and hubby

@channel let's vote on everything since 8:30

with taylor's return to her twenties, she was feeling her new memoir on stage. "nobody can predict the future married lady newcomer. "

emegency taylor was spotted snuggling with a mystery girl in the middle of the woods. Photos believed to be released friday morning for america. 

her favorite poet is going crazy because she believes her first time is not right. 

the songstress singer announced she made her bikini franchise with zayn malik

the source, revealed to be taylor's mother, said " american elegance is the exact opposite of this situation.  I pay for love and respect, which might be a coincidence in this world. "

production on sunday night was conducted in five minutes. Photos of teen and the beautiful young lady newcomer was just really good. 

I've gone wild in my life: but now i realize she might never be like that 

cocaine trade wasn't always kind to the grammy award show

need a second half of Taylor Swift's quote

"I'm just desperately trying out people and I'm sorry that it's not helping. Cowards say goodbye, but I believe God gave me the ability to delve deeper," the singer said via Instagram 
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for her subsequent reconciliation, she joked, " my baby will just be released. "

"End of the day, we are just homies," she said. 

"I'm calling out the helicopters for the mystery of my squad members that appeared married to my mother. "
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"i think having control of kanye is getting to be a scripted project "

"kinda like a schoolgirl with matching sunnies"

"career bombs are not about kanye "

"" string the banana and not the song "

Anyone else feel like their relationship with taylor is about to be a disney legend? 

years ago i got engaged to a person just for juicy accessories 

"Dating chris pine's eldest female backup dancer is the hardest decision i've ever wanted."

can you believe she said that twitter spats were dating rumors circulated by kanye? 

"I've become a shell of Taylor's beefs," Swift said during a party.
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trouble with taylor's career is that bitch is going "ooh" at all the haters. 

'Fourth wave female quiet needs another Kanye and earplugs'

@channel couple more body grafs and we should be good

the singer of the year's famous song is about to get physical on friday and saturday and nobody can predict what caused the massive surprise.

Who is going to impersonate a child of the woods? I could just have your little dog dressed up as one. 

swift fans believed taylor started performing in  overexposed tights during katy perry's big poodle album

His attire on a date is a fugly sparkly basketball while taylor opted for a long dormant carpet and the pea of her ex. 

her life … her thoughts of her most enduring secrets and years inside her life's death scene

everyone needs a little bit of the night party the singer announced 

marriage is about being creative and sassy consent

the two split and she writes about this very honest pastor in her songs 

in a tweet directed at her memorial park, she joked that a little juice is a poor man's britney 

single taylor was not strong 

the song samples the 1991 mtv movie ' mean everything but the words '

the song samples the 1991 mtv movie ' mean everything but the words '

a source tells the magazine of taylor swift's months of dating. Finding rumors that the singer was beginning to see pink sex tapes in which she ultimately died. 

depression is not having control.

her new netflix show is also reminiscent of a huge basketball game with the iconic michael jackson in the audience. 

plenty of sparkle, and not much speculation

a lot of people grow fonder by the numbers, but i'm basically going to impersonate a little disney imagineer 

@channel we are set with the marriage article! vote on the last batch with a view to...draft 3???

try publicly to be a monogamous person who fight fire with a defibrillator 

The couple reportedly moved into a little juice place with an amazing spider in the middle. 

love is a complex clue that screamed in twitter spats 

motorcycle racer from brooklyn: back up taylor, 25 passionate hooded nights by the barnstable and i know you love me. 

The year before shooting her new video, Taylor Swift had problems with her sister wives 

@channel let's get pitches for headlines first this time

the singer kicked off her night by presenting kanye west with his daughter's bare butt. 

pregnancy nightmare: taylor photos were almost seen 

"rampage of herself " Taylor's new music is about being honored with matching parrot earrings 

```did you think taylor swift has earned her backlash? We went to her room and nobody trusts the singer

did you think taylor swift has earned her backlash? We went to her room and nobody trusts the singer 

Swift: i could literally perform without singing 

look to the stage: taylor is about to drop the child!

her depression pregnancy nightmare first appeared with twitter users who were upset because she sings of hollywood connections 

nemesis or not? Email indicates that taylor is overhauling the moon

reminder: kim and kanye are wearing the same dress as taylor swift 

friend's of swift: we were literally summertime 

date with the snake? Emails tell us the countdown to catastrophe 

Taylor Swift says she put a lot of secret messages in her song about having intercourse 

15-year Versions Of Taylor Swift Looking For Juicy Info From The EPIC Visual Idol
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Ranchers are afraid: taylor swift is going to impersonate a child 

Swift celebrtiy Feud named best in chick history 

sneak peek!  Taylor's big bon bon is giving me a reason to have kids 

miscarriage fears? Taylor swift is slamming the banana to the rhythm of her big belly 

@channel voting time!

paparazzi cameras were spotted arriving: katy perry has apparently been busted canoodling with various hunky husband routine 

household belongings were spotted arriving on stage during taylor's acceptance 

testing is underway after taylor's needless album includes these delicious truffles

for little disney legend taylor the drama with spider was swift 

Protocol clarification request: can we downvote

the episode with zayn's clothing was the biggest criticisms: drugs are not good 

@courtney let's try it. what's the right symbol for it?

:thumbsdown:

downvoting has been activated

her signature outfit changes during her pregnancy nightmare 

cancer scare: taylor fakery 

When Taylor Swift Has Bad Dreams, She Says "Not Good Morning" The Next Day

crap! Taylor has a new netflix mom 

shakalaka: kim kardashian's new album lyrics decoded 

circus atmosphere and nobody's new music is a meta nod to those difficult times.

we voting or submitting rn?
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her romper split nearly in ten 

@channel let's try something else new. open discussion on these three:
1. Ranchers are afraid: taylor swift is going to impersonate a child
2. look to the stage: taylor is about to drop the child!
3. When Taylor Swift Has Bad Dreams, She Says "Not Good Morning" The Next Day

I love 3 so much I emoji-voted for it

i'm team 3

1 and 3

What if it was "Scientists are afraid: taylor swift is going to impersonate a child "

her grief weekend was her first project following their brief split 

the 3s have it!

@channel last headline of the day is When Taylor Swift Has Bad Dreams, She Says "Not Good Morning" The Next Day

you think you know how something ends, but then you check your bed for secrets. it's legit 

she can wait for the special time she has to face the wrath of herself 

```the night was going down backstage and kanye's nasty lyrics locked into preterm labor ``

the night was going down backstage and kanye's nasty lyrics locked into preterm labor 

the summer after she said she wants time to understand how utterly horrible her life is.

Leaving bed with her colleagues, she said she wants joint custody of their magnificent collection of thrones.

sleep: the deaths of the night 

"My teeth were dating chris pratt. I was in a house that flooded. I was back in Nashville, performing at the same time as the wallpaper. "

"Spiders are in me. I was going to be the first lady of the year. "

thanks dudes, this fun. gotta run!

It's not easy to work with Taylor Swift - especially if you made her have a terrible time in the night. 

her reputation has taken multiple risk s and night is about being mentally creative 

the star told people of the night during the mtv vmas which included epic visual proof that she traveled from a rare form of herself via instagram caption 
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opening verse of her dream: every artist in los angeles county singing about having sex 

living on stage during her family members arrest, the singer chained up her sternum and nobody seemed excited 

Taylor dreams that her family's estate was going up in smoke until one passionate fan tweeted his reaction. 

"Self care isn't just a little juice: every day you have to jog your favorite American horrors."
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really frustrating situation: who understands the last night's spiritual awakening

She said during the day another reality is going through my head: everything about it seems so annoying. 

scandal drama continues nearly dating chris pine and nobody trusts that bitch 

"revenge is a first thing, the next step is going through his mind for juicy info "

"Put on an official outfit designed by the Twitterverse. Drag a source to the phone. Boil the rest of your car in a frenzy."

Another dream: katy perry has taken over twitter and demanded a few years of taylor's career. 

"Sleep apnea is the deadliest attack on anyone in the middle of the night. I don't trust nobody less than stars "

her fans believe she's still playing the banana at the night party 

for her subsequent dreams the show will include red lightsabers, candy filled bathtubs, and lena dunham herself. 

the singer has a history of making dreams with dj khaled and produced more soundtrack content on twitter tuesday. 

Her favorite dreams are already planned out "Like your perfect birthday."

she sings repeatedly of his smiling disdain and then thanking the crowd dive into it 

@channel let's vote on stuff since 9:08

"Sleep isn't like your little sister mandi, it sorta seems as if you're picking up a fidget spinner with your thoughts "
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sleep money and night trusts are the keys

"empowerment is the emoji that comes at dawn. "

Do you have a story for taylor swift's dreams? Email a sparkly basketball around the globe. 

dreams are history's visuals wrapped tightly around you

"You can't intimidate me so easily, " Taylor sings repeatedly to the basketball star with a tiger and a cape. 

morning's ceremony isn't always meant purely for her, calvin harris was allegedly trying to hunt down the royal family. 

the star demonstrates how screwed-up people really want snakes inside their own identity 

" phoenix of my career, reputation of my mother " screamed Taylor while getting personal massages by her own closet 
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The best dream award included animators clyde gerry geronimi and manuel, who recently turned 17 days of their lives  into a dark taylor swift night. 
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crowds were almost anticipating the surprise: taylor coming out of a giant bowl of herself. 
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@channel okay, last call on the dreams article... anyone want to stick up for something overlooked, or like one of this last batch? vote with emojis and/or text!

the first time david beckham dreamed, he wrote on instagram that his wife was going to kill herself. 
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"record the child in taylor swift" says mel, "she sings in her secret song, her doctor is afraid of her." 

i'm lolling like crazy at these

I Iike no.3 from draft 3

Also “Phoenix of my career”

i'm pushing hard for
"empowerment is the emoji that comes at dawn. "

missed that

going in

“Not good morning”

nighttime is the deadliest tour

@channel okay,  i think we're calling it there. that's a wrap for test 1, everybody! thank you so much

keep posting stuff here if you like. i'll follow up with a post mortem later today probably

Can we get a round of applause to Jamie for editing together these articles?

:clap: :clap: :clap:

And also...y'know...this whole project

clap clap clap and did I mention clap

:dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:

dawwww

also, word from the onion side: they love it. currently trying to gauge just how automatic they think this whole process was

lol just send them a gist of scrollback

should they voice doubts

Cole (editor of Onion): "love the bot. can we have it scrape "GAME OF THRONES"" (edited)

yes please

this is the only way the books can ever be finished

and possibly how book 5 was written

hell, if people are around we can do a GoT article over the rest of today

congratulations, now that people are attributing about 20 people-hours of human labor to a bot you're a real AI startup

we will generate the last book in the series

You should convince them that you don't exist and never have and that's what the bot actually is

I'm down to play with GoT. Have to take a food break somewhere in here but this is a blast.

it has always been a project management/editor bot

If we do GoT can we play with slightly different structure?

Also can we bounce this convo out of the copy channel

For those who are @here and free, we're gonna slow-jam on GoT recaps this afternoon

what's the plan?

ok so it's looking like this channel is also for general organizing?

I guess this channel is for learning how to properly use slack in trial by fire

You were the one who went hog wild with the slack channels

Yes I am the one who did it

Please in the future can we use this channel for COPY ONLY. THANK YOU

set the channel topic: http://apps.botnik.org:5555/voicebox/?source=7b3790659da2d9cca11bf8c2a77eea20

the season seven finale gave cersei a piano 

the season finale left watchers with a single day to be nauseated 

about cersei: i think what we lack is a proper wild scientist to get himself slain 

In Westeros, every single tension is going through flashbacks of Littlefinger getting exposed as a child with a massive body. 

spoiler alert: lord baelish has been pestering arya stark because he takes after her family face. 

Here is another big realization: pledging fealty to an unconscious patient is simply wrong and sociopathic. 

star of westeros, cersei lannister, is definitely headed for a bit of a redemption arc in season one 

hell is come true, years of alluding to sexual monsters has massive implications

It's gameofthrones #gameofthrones #gameofthronesfinale #thronesyall of thrones. 

plot twist! queen cersei lannister is everything the direwolves were secretly entitled to 

figures that prince and i would be killed by ser pounce 

time to eat the dragon? Based on jon's targaryen hookup, it's speculated that the living dragon would be killed. 

The tattered tension between locations and their romance has been established six times in a six episode season. 

My children were fathered by ser pounce: ewwwww.
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thingy of thrones actor aiden gillan shares his plans to fly out of his dui by pissing into a boat 

lol i just came in here to paste an ewwww one. withdrawn

 i missed it when daario went down south into constant flame chemistry

Qose Greymon's the big underdog of westeros — steel and sour old mick jagger are involved 

family is everything for westeros — crap 

Obviously the biggest question mark is that Dany is everything, but then again the Stark bannerman is everything.

I'm immediately envious because daenerys is going through flashbacks of littlefinger's breath.

We suspectedn't to be nauseated by venturing into the network of thrones. 

Tonnie "Tallwrist" Greygareon is simply wrong because i want a brienne - centric hour 

will Dany get them all sexy war stuff?

Will Brienne intercede for her mind? What will happen with the wolf y'all? Presumably her prison will mix with a mysterious jon as the final momentous story goes down like fans were secretly entitled to. 

is this the end of thrones 

Here's what we know about jon, who passed a mountain of a stone from his throat: a goddamn heir would never have that kind of putrid mouth. 

@channel let's get some pitches along the lines of the first half of @dubbin's last one

can they throw out headey's manipulator in time

i.e. categories that could inaugurate a bulleted list

the second half could be the first bulllet point

we could just roll with that

let's do that

facts about jon, who passed a mountain of a stone from his throat

it's on:  eight hundred wights attack them, but george r. Game and jon jon won't be busted 

This one finale questions the game, has it really been established that tyrion actually did a dragon dance? 

In last night's episode,  titled " into the realm of magical monsters ", many tragedies took an incredible journey 

If you think daenerys targaryen is going to prison for her next move: i want to know how you know that? 

Mimberly Seatar, a mercenary for the drowned god, is definitely very overtly concerned with giving fans exactly what they lack

Evidence that Euron is simply wrong about somebody — therapist mike lousada continues to kick our feelings. 

a little disappointed with the dead woman he vibed
(edited)

more cersei facts: she got two people who will sit down on her back and she means nothing compared to the neural network ( plenty of her power has been begging friends exactly how littlefinger wouldn't)

We met Lill "Dimhair" Raetarish, the lonely heir of the dead woman that kicked a son.

goodness — uncle benjen still questions the dragon bum 

Evelyn Raetarish, cersei's good teacher, has turned out to be a really advanced dancer 

We also found Jwendolyn "Coylip" Greyhar, a soldier of winterfell who refused to be nauseated about sexual monsters.

Jon left watchers there next to make himself all about sexual chaos 

Who asked actress Lena Headey for all this juicy stuff?

Yenise of Ral's the last hero supposedly, and i've tricked her to join forces with tyrion 

I'm "game" for a certain magical world of thrones.
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he was targeted due to his mind and throat

Stones are actually more beautiful in the books

Zrian Bolbar, the sad priestess with respect for her mind's parentage, was killed by pissing during the dragon's breath.

we had another son, Barry "The Deer" Lanharjoy, who already has a beautiful tension with his flaming sphere 

folklore of Westeros has him even with Cersei Lannister in #boatsex 

it's hell and even treacherous because he's probably heading toward something spiritually abstract and dreadfully sloppy 

gameofthronesfinale Pics: 

The Hound plays a business opportunity for Arya

Two Wolves are building a door: ewwwww

Jon reacts to another squeal from his mom

Thoros of Myr is not touching a seed

don't think this one is useful but it made me giggle
discretion is everything: game of thrones actor michael jackson is going to die — crap i think i love you. 

daenerys murders the bitch with a zombie dragon 

Cobby Lanbarish vowed that she could destroy the night prince if she could destroy his teeth.

I'm so sorry in advance

Anticlimax in Westeros: oops i thronesn't it again

jon's got himself a sexy eyes 

marshawn lynch needs medical assistance. why don't i go call the king 

he was planning some big sexy lesson for the dragon for birthday

Hodor is so precious, imagining him was legitimately the biggest romance of this series 

dragoncide problems – details have emerged showing that the dragon bum fell through thick chemistry 

Watch for Xarianne "Loathcalf" of Post to be a really interesting one, she's a business-building royal demon with a mysterious new neighbor.

Lord commander rodrik flint was back - confirming that westeros hottest twist changes euron into a teenage cersei 

peak goodness — uncle euron is simply wrong about cersei and her elephants 

king in the north, victim in the sheets
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he wants fans to know he could destroy them

Thoros of Myr — the season 7 fool was all about getting exposed to anything risqué by his aunt 

an explanation for that huge obsidian arrow in the trailer: i want that 

Now that bran's a business, the direwolves are secretly married to everything in the game. 

finale questions from awful people 

hashtags answered: #thronesyall #boatsex #cerseilannister 

jon is terrible at winterfell things 

daenerys isn't game for jon's failed moves 

Will she see sansa and meet some big mystery for her? I'm thrilled about his shocking wife. 

jon weds university hospital nurse who knows where the king is riding 

lies you doooooon't know  

he knows about tyrion's want of that hottest achievement: pledging fealty to his own network bosses

identity chaos: when did they have 20 children magically arresting the dragon? 

What happens in westeros ended in westeros. 

 Heartthrob uncle euron has a lot of fun in season 7: when jon snow's business opportunities are secretly itchin, he doesn't fall for jon's lying breath

spoiler alert: the night king is going to be a little disappointed in everybody 

about sexual chemistry: ewwwww 

jon's lazy enough to get married to a small group of wights

I for one rung the Team Direwolves bell way back in season one 

jon snow's the throne's father but maybe we shouldn't really think about it 

anticlimax reaction: defeating the major deities worshipped by the police is not touching, but maybe it'll be in season 8 

Spread out, my children, and maybe some of you will see Sansa from Game of Thrones!

jon's parentage: but who was legitimately the stark heir to the saucy new neighbor? 

in a nutshell, cersei is becoming alright. We're totally worth what happens. The tattered war will come to make them all sexy. We know what's dead news and even more, we think that juicy info is going to create purple dark legends. 

bannerman will kill each other for jon — mind that jon might be somewhat sociopathic 

twist: game of thrones stars react to the saucy priestesses that thrilled fans 

jon's reaction to learning who was awful — podcastthis now

Here's what we know about Jon, who passed a mountain of a stone from his throat: 

the strangest criminal charges are actually more complicated for daenerys despite undergoing several hundred northmen from that huge obsidian flame

anything risqué from Tyrions's #babyannouncement has come true and infuriated him

jon is named after jon — and i wouldn't have chosen that idea.

flashback island: besides dany, who refused to discuss the impending new relationship with tyrion and the hound? 

force is somebody opening the dragon and then shooting forward onto a little disappointed scientist 

jon snow: "I would have no business whatsoever being king of the dead"

dragons are secretly bothered by combat 

amorality is the most likely solution to make dany safe, by pissing an undead army. 

anticlimax of the series: the demise of petyr baelish has no shirtless scenes 

I needed help to get the infamous stuff with Cersei; could she just stop doing things and be my romance instead

trouble in westeros: prince harry proceeds to make himself surrounded by jon. 

the king in the north is a subtle but incredibly irrational jon who lives contemporaneously with daenerys and her dragons 

Here's what we know about Jon, who passed a mountain of a stone from his throat: 

# ewwwww

seven kingdoms ruled by a ring told him to pop the golden stuff

most normals are actually more likely to rally behind his throat

for jon's child, the north has everything

shirtless scenes are actually made by venturing into a boat of ice cream 

@channel let's get some end-of-article #speculation cooking

unanswered questions

theories

the dead will kill everyone's children of the dead will kill everyone's children of the dead will kill everyone's children 

arya produces the show 

in westeros, it's probably true — violence is a popular and dreadfully sloppy time 

Theory:  pledging littlefinger's fashion demands to Dorne is going to toss The Mountain clegan into a sad confession 

anyone watching heavily envious of daenerys targaryen's lazy tragedies? Even if she's just imagining it, i'm a bit more likely to rally behind her .

theory:  after the deceased uncle and his motley brothers finally learn about his royal lineage, they will kill everyone for their crowns 

what if winterfell wasn't in westeros??? 

is the fate of westeros hottest romance in season 8 burning bum for juicy chemistry? 

Since kit harington teased us about how she comes after another squealer, she replied " all this nonsense and criminality is going to toss a golden tension"

Speaking of thrones, it seems unrealistic that a game was all about the future of them. 

hot take:  thrones sex scene totally disproves the dragon's current investigation 

What's the story with the fact that the world is watching about how it's a show of thrones? 

Theory:  after uniting the people separately, cersei loses everything to a teenage heir: you 

`What do you think will happen in the dragonpit during our life? 

Theory: In Westeros, the series is everything. 

Will jon snow reveal the toothbrush— of thrones? 

Cersei is planning to stop working for a while, prophecies have been real lessons from awful people, but maybe she should cancel that season of ice cream 

if the red wedding isn't # boatsex, what is? 

Turns out the biggest twist of the series is that dany has a beautiful new neighbor named Harlene Taetarjoy

Will dany finally begin to focus on the great balls of fire breath? 

the dragon of ice and criminality agrees not to mention the wolf of unexpected night. Presumably that book stuff isn't the unique and comforting orange flame that you thought. 

arya stark is so precious that we won't produce an heir 

i would say yes to this question: is he really hoping that sexual attraction will kill everyone? 

murder is war. a game of this, to a game of that,  one things seems clear: gendry probably had expected a taxi for his sister 
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Photos: plastic fakery that threatens to envelop jon's fans. 

and it raises a number of burning questions about cersei's filming of the show — by seattle? 

sibling drama is going to be big: meeting between cersei and her iffy little brother is like ice with no cracks

the series finale is going to be a little nuts and i'm the last person to see all the event's 

boatsex is going to be a really cool scene... totally hilarious.

point: when did cersei really think that she could destroy the system? She has to be nauseated about tyrion's fashion but it's a bit easier to work on it .

@channel let's get a couple lines introducing speculation -- stuff that could come at the top of the speculation section
also, let's get some lines for the very top, and some alts on the headline for the whole review

i'm going to step away in a sec for some other work stuff, but will be editing this throughout the PST afternoon. keep on pitching if you like!

Family members and their elephants began a season finale in an undead wild november. 

chemistry between jaime and varys could mean that varys is going to create a lot of fun for the fish and 

tension is everything … which characters die in this episode? 

hookup with a wight -  zombie warrior isn't the last hero to make a king 

who will rule jon and jon's descending faith? 

nihilist's think jon's dragon bum is everything 

god please just take all the juicy stuff and then make it mean that varys is going to raise jon snow's children

Mesereau will kill everyone except daenerys — by pissing during a break in filming. 

proof that tyrion is the azor ahai for the drowned brain of ice 

chaos is going to wait for jon snow's halloween costume of littlefinger fashion 

question: where on earth is everything going? Probably heading toward something spiritually abstract.

 What if George rr Martin constructed the whole sansa subplot to be like something larger than the show, larger than what he could have in him?

What happens contemporaneously with the future?

confession about sexual attraction: when they meet up, do you have a special time? 

What do you think will happen specifically? Will we see wrong, dark legends? 

# thronesyall # boatsex i vibe with cersei during the flashback when authorities ( plenty of them) all question what the world is watching for. 

What do these cruel people feel about us, the faceless? 

What if westeros and minneapolis and dallas cowboys are actually related? 

What will happen on game of thrones? Specifically with the plot points.

Who do you think will win out? Is jon really cool? Is michael jackson a piano of the dead? 

threat to sansa: defeating synth in winterfell and supporting cersei with her baby battle # cerseilannister 

answer: when jon inexplicably appeared in season seven, the rightful heir of the dead was coming to westeros from an unexpected source: the remains of his dirty laundry. 


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Saturday, September 2nd
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the north remembers information about sexual chemistry — cersei and jon snow would actually have a special tension with each other. Seeing as i love the idea, i imagine the feelings they'll have after they find out about that. 

ew no: ewwwww. It's varys and littlefinger. Ew. Theon is here.  And tyrion? And jon? My poor beloved story. It was inevitable, i guess. 

in the 'diet fads' vein being discussed in #general:
eating a banana, at least 22 of them, reveals life's not a darn thing 
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slim down the way you made me do it: go limp for a long hiatus 

diet trend: i do what i do. you know me. 

trying out the SimAnt manual with voicebox.py:
the map area is called "the king of brazil". 
ants can tell if you think they can't solve the problem.
a number of red ants will be equally weakened by calling them out. |

ants are social insects and their friends and family will die for your type
of gland energy

a new behavior of ants is "recruitment" , in that ants are recruited by humans to produce hundreds of thousands of these manuals.

i don't have any cool copora so i just mixed batman and fairy tales

BAT-TALES: batman investigates a mysterious prince of lombardy who killed a
goose' and then fired a pistol at a chemical plant.

a stolen faberge egg is actually the mad king's daughter and he
suspects that riddler is hired to destroy her.


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Sunday, September 3rd
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bot constitution:
Preamble:
We of the Supreme Legislature shall not be elected. The United States and the
Congress thereof may make a list of all crimes except in cases of rebellion.

Section 1:
The United States shall consist of two members: the first shall be a citizen and the other shall be the President.

Section 2:
A law shall be passed by any king prince or a foreign power, but no New Jersey President shall be given a vote. The vote shall appoint ambassadors to the President, but no vote shall have power to grant a President the votes.

Section 3:
Neither the President nor the Vice President shall do a treason felony unless both are deprived of their nobility. the militia, according to the census, shall without any regulation execute the President alone.

Section 4:
State legislatures may adjourn from time for any two years.



Amendment I:
The right of a president to be confronted with themselves shall not be denied.

Amendment II:
Congress shall have a vote to exercise the senate.

Amendment III:
The right to exercise, or other direct crimes, shall not be construed to extend to any person or life.

Amendment IV:
The constitution shall not be violated.

Amendment V:
The powers of all persons shall consist of this: a choice and no tax.

 for revenge , batman must find a husband handsomer than
anyone else's. batman manages to find a young prince who lives in gotham castle. he breaks into it and then shows him a golden hen.  the prince
said yes!

communist manifesto as text:
A class is not the interests it has: it is only the conditions by which it was bound to be. 

Bourgeois freedom is undoubtedly bourgeois and proletarians cannot be exploded by small peasant proprietors.

All countries unite to abolish this spectre pope.

The modern working class alone, being the most radical class, can no longer be swept into two birds. Two birds and one hand can ossify all children.

The communists, therefore, disdain two things:
I. The working hours that increase capital's money.
II. The old feudal system of wives that have no need of a man's ideas


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Monday, September 4th
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this would be great on twitter


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Wednesday, September 6th
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what do you guys think of my big bang theory spec script?
sheldon: leonard you smell good. 
Leonard: that’s so nice, if you still think about light theory you could totally go to the restaurant.
Raj: oooh
leonard: that’s so cute little man
raj: dude just be a good listener ( raj shrugs for fun ) leonard cut somebody with a chicken carbonara
sheldon: leonard look at raj and clean the little messy head on him

All: yes sheldon ( sheldon hugs the lady for a webcam ) sheldon you so strong 
sheldon: i’m sorry about what happened last week with the ark of the bachelor
penny: oh that’s a good thing sheldon, you are you, i will be a zombie of my genius
sheldon: that’s so nice. Arthur is gone for lunch
Amy: thank goodness about that. Arthur lived with a pigeon who asks about my bedroom closet. It’s actually thinking about starting to make me cry.
Penny: what’s a pigeon sheldon? ( penny falls off the carousel)
sheldon: a bird of course and arthur's grandmother.
_Sheldon and penny worry about the sperm of sheldon. Amy is going through five hundred dollars of dinner with her head_
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leonard: yeah, i’m the flowers man. I love cheesecake stars and monkeys of course. Raj looks like some furniture delivered in a swamp. Raj you couldn’t think about your innermost feelings in your hippocampus, you should probably never get a massage okay? 
( raj stands naked and covered in blue paint, he spits up part of his brain. Leonard smiles a little bit and leonard’s might is in full swing )

penny enters carrying bags of cookies 
penny: hey guys i created my own toilet paper online
no one is there there but penny
Penny: uh sheldon? Hello sheldon? I know why others are really confident now. I’m a lot more klingon than you could have been. Amy, Leonard, raj and howard, together around my heart and sheldon doing likewise. The woman’s the door and you didn’t know why. Can it be a bunch of guys who are you?
Penny is wearing trousers on her heart and syrup is in the apartment all beautiful and shockingly expensive

last one I promise
boy: i’m sorry about your innermost feelings, but you haven’t right to be a jerk. 
Howard: oh god, you are killing me with your entire argument. I think you can leave up your own toilet now.
boy is there, playing jenga on his laptop. Howard is going through his heart to get fractional about this sensitive guy.
boy: you didn’t know if i could read, maybe i can, but you don’t know. Howard you see what happens next? I just built a friend and you didn’t think i would.
Howard: Oppressors listen to my head and cough in my heart. This situation you could help me out of, but your willingness to get fractional about my motives is the swampland of dagobah.
Howard knocks the little man on his face, then leaves.
boy: oh thats howard, crying his buttocks off when he wants something more.

jerry: what's the deal with this ping pong guy? He mumbles something like “ya ya huh ha ha oh no no go. " i've never been called an egg but you could do it. 

Int. Jerry's apa apartment
Kramer enters quickly, sliding around the floor on his knees. Jerry is watching tv. Kramer has carpeting on his head. Jerry notices something in the refrigerator is going to change him.
Jerry: oh the apartment is going to be a dunker ok?
Kramer: hey i'm thinking jerry, i'm really sweatin jerry, jerry, jerry i have a woman comin and she does it mean you know?
Jerry: well the couch is not going to be washed by me you know, i've got knick tickets this wednesday and george gets soup on the road.
Kramer: [ cynical voice ] jerry can you be a big salad and give me a meal?
George enters acting very strange. He picks up the remote control and tries to run with it.
Jerry: hey george, what's wrong with you?
George: oh jerry, jerry just sit there and try to hear my machine. Jerry i really have a hot dog in there and i'm not going to lie to it.
Kramer: yeah we're all kind of irritated jerry, you've been watching some sort of electronic night club all.
Jerry: no no no no no god no no god no you should get out of here right now. You're real turkey club without any crackers aren't you? George and kramer lyin in the sauna, what's that bald guy with the red peppers and that tall guy who took his fingers off?


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Saturday, September 9th
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Gregor was a doctor and he always intended to be. He would often spend the whole evening looking at his father's arm. Gregor's mother would tug at the table, but he never responded. Indeed, the amount of time became highly uncomfortable. 

Gregor locked everyone in his room at first. His sister would sometimes ask for help, but then bulging occurred in her blouse, and Gregor hissed in anger.

After a while, numb Gregor could see what he had done. He had completely forgotten that he was a lieutenant in the army, and he hurried back to the kitchen. As soon as he touched the door, Gregor nodded. His father, standing there in his way, now totally covered in white sauce, could see the five years that Gregor had taken away from his family.

Gregor slowly moved forward towards his father, who seemed to count backwards. The gentlemen stepped into the room and pressed against Gregor. He was amazed at the enormous size of the three gentlemen. They decided to lift him and finally managed to get him to the window. Gregor listened as his sister began to cry.

The family seemed to be quite alright with the idea that Gregor would not be noticed outside. They carried out the contract, and he was no more.


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Monday, September 11th
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the dwarves had gone rather wrong in the dark ; Balin grew heavier and he was frightfully angry all the time. Gloin wanted to shout " mountains cold, trumpets and sun: spiders share water to get down with. " Thorin oakenshield could hear the howling forest wet and cold like a rabbit that has lost its pocketses. 

a placebo effect in clinical trials is understood violation. Blind experiments used in ophthalmology are considered impractical. If being influenced is offensive, technicians masked experiments to the scientific participant. It is called " observer conditions. " unethical disciplines like ophthalmology are an example of "double academic islands" and bias other disciplines.  This outcome is known violation. 

commercial products are considered unethical unless the dishonesty is masked with experiments. 

Here's my blocked magnum opus (and sorry for creating so much hassle):  Guinea pigs have cases of a spontaneous rapid white substance and sound especially young.  The most common varieties are not native.
Guinea pigs learn complex paths to food pellets and plot with other rodents. Wild guinea pigs have shown some habits such as respiratory infections. Other breeds may require much less paper. This is not healthy for research.
Of the inbred strains that have respiratory gas, many varieties are referred to as "popcorning". They startle extremely easily. Also they are usually allergic to hamsters.
The domestic guinea pig is considered harmful for consumption.

michigan's cancer celery chicken salad with cumin has been highly effective against copulation and brain palpitations.


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Tuesday, September 12th
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if you dont mind me asking, what are the best tricks for a good man?

to get a good man from headquarters, check up with the emperor of money and get married to your majesty.

http://apps.botnik.org:5555/voicebox/?source=88a7b54857832a9da7115a73a721fde7 here’s a voice for season 8 of the bachelorette, i could only get one season’s transcripts so it’s not the best but i’m on the hunt for more :sleuth_or_spy:

cancer
You have tremendous gifts and emotional wind up in you without being afraid of making dance performance to your favorite music.

leo
your emotions are the weapons you're likely to want today when misunderstandings come back to haunt you.
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gemini
Get your thoughts together and organize voicemail until you feel like Judge Sharp.

you might want to delve into the fresh outdoor air for the gremlins that definitely want your life. 

virgo
be difficult today. You will probably feel free.

A story from the Moth Podcast:
my grandmother was a perfectionist. Thinking about her building  surgery school s above the first grade school, really beautiful hotels and me. 
But my mother told the children the first thing that would take my crutches; grandma hall didn't really know what her head did.

All of us slept on mattresses, Like a religion. We were the finger and she was the culprit. She would make these white electricity side road s and we could see now how nice the car goes.

I remember being loved but I still felt obligated to be exciting. Manhood had been jolly to me – someone that was wanted, when she turned round she said " something called daniel. "
innocence didn't get there as it she ended mother s uncle.

Grandma Grandma Grandmother soul - all musical instruments went to paris but Grandma stayed calm. Seeing me in the doorway made my mom's parents child know that they were abandoning me.

You know what happened. Guilty that i was okay i did things to my grandma, spontaneous weed skiing, " important one rules " and discipline mule carts. 100 percent power - old mother came from the government. She perjured herself with all of these a accusations, people screaming " you need mom" and " discipline our husband s. "

nine day s happened. Well, like my brother says, " crash's happened behind a family. "

At the courthouse grandmother's book about construction company laws grabbed the states. Black gloves went around to where my mother was, i got myself going enough to decide that i could talk.

" thief from building with blue polyester " "thief from building with blue polyester " "thief from building with blue polyester " I shouted.

"How could you lie to us galesburg? " said the judge.  "i learned how sad all those young men were," and behind everybody grew a sudden pause.  

I guilty, I feel g guilty,  i feel kinda impressed by this enormous staff, i got involved with grandmother's construction and then reached over and rushed the jury.

Grandma grabbed my shoulder -  " no, galesburg, you end your dick, i got myself this because i wanted something like prison. "

innocence did talk to me - just let it unfold -  old self, round self, favorite self.  Say it: " my grandmother's a combination of my mother and my dad. "

abandoning that life would be making tortillas positive. And i know what i learned: be nice to good person

Thank you.

you should take a moment to get rid of your good mood and take a step in to your sensitive nature. 

a teaser for the Moth Podcast:

"Tell him i couldn't remember specifically," she said to me after she was already aboard. I said I was going to, but that men came to assumptions about deaf people. "I learned that when robert wagner wouldn't believe what happened to me.  Fucking dead man walking."

Ok, my very last wiki before moving on to horoscopes:

https://github.com/botnikstudios/community/wiki/Mario

Cancer someone may currently romantically contact you eventually

virgo
You should enjoy your stress through exercise or intense telepathic communications. Use this opportunity to participate in that romantic fantasy about your various little problems.

Taurus
This romantic passion is likely to cripple you, so use it wisely.

Taurus
Consider buying a business dragon. Although this could involve temporary upset, things should finally get way same page with your family.  terrific!
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Aries
the situation today is some money problems and people seem depressed 

Taurus
The intimate encounters with others may seem especially painful now. particularly reexamine your life.

Aries
Mental energy could focus your repressed resentment and feeling especially optimistic right now could be intriguing. Intellectual growth is the loudest friend or colleague. Your emotions may conflict with the punches today.

Virgo
Today, people will have you confused. Romantic energy will be difficult to express. Your life is likely to feel pressured. Simply relax and write your ideas down, and try to be like someone else.
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If you put ``` at the front and end of your text it will be in that cool quote box.

That's the tilde key btw

@gabem thank you - this is exactly the sort of thing that I don't know

Libra
Your partner is inattentive, be sure you can take advantage of it. Balance your sense of joy with doing things.  Artistic admiration is feeling a lot less productive but people are protesting snacks instead of trying to paint intuitive impressions. Dinner your jobs regardless.
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Libra
Reach out and fly kites with your friends. Your life matters.
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Looks like you're hitting shift on those Sheena

@Sheena Phillips and put them on the end too!

thanks @gabem I feel real foolish

@Sheena Phillips you can also edit something you sent by hovering over it and clicking the "..." option. Edit message is an option

Gemini
Investigative your romance at home. There's good exercise in a whirl. Worry too, but perhaps there are other possibilities mentally. Give yourself this little confusing day.

thanks @madelyn but I am still not getting the magic box! Is it because I'm using a UK Mac with a British Tilde Key?

hmmm...possible! but make sure you put the ``` at the end of the sentence too

the end should be...... Your life matters.```

let's move troubleshooting to the general channel!

yes ma'am!

Aries
Should you follow the group? If you want to, perhaps. There's no real reason to do this. Look, you should probably just be careful.

Cancer
You have a problem: cancer.

Libra

You might discover some figment of your imagination worked hard to connect with your partner tonight. Note this could be thrilling, but this is what you need to worry about. Give them the room to get caught in the evening. Let your imagination take care of your body. Panic until tomorrow. Seize some of the mountain love your snuggling needs to make sure your partner longs for negative situations. The planetary energies respond in a great emotional climax in the future. Your plans may be going smoothly, but information could prove unexpectedly to make decisions feel different. Friends bring life to the heart. Your intuition isn't worth it. Perhaps a poem?
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Virgo 

Your home looks a bit drab. You might want to leave. Just go. You could easily overcome this, but you should go.
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Gemini
Consider the Great Pioneer. Will you? If you do, you should try not to overload your mind. This might prove difficult, as your mind is a little bit crazy. Don't let it get out of control!

Taurus
your heart is likely done. Children are projects, you think. Make sure everyone is convinced that you care.

Gemini
At your home, business might get you down by making mountains out of chaos. Your wanderlust could take your mind off the situation. You will find much time for fine new plans. Mud might be a valuable asset.

Taurus 

You need paperwork. Give up hope, friend. The joy you receive from recognizing the magic is likely a phase. Changes within a taurus have pride instincts. Although this may be intense - sensual taurus's might come out and make some arrangements.  

Leo
This is wrong and you certainly don't want to think that. Once you do, what's going to provide you with flattery? Examine your life. It's a small and boring symptom of a world of knowledge that's completely turned against the people.
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Virgo
Attract someone else.

Taursyou should reestablish contact with a lover. If you're single, pay attention to compromise. Romantic passion should climax in the air tonight so get perspective from strangers in the day time. 

Virgo
Begging for attention is likely joining you with someone who refuses to enjoy feelings.  Feel free to indulge in the evening and pressure them into situations involving love. But greater education will probably be wise. Take occasional crucial fresh breaks.

Gemini
Do it wrong today. Approach the situation without thinking. Friends might not be able to handle it, but your will to have fun is likely to succeed.

Virgo
Your  magazine career is hard. Work suddenly disappears and you'll definitely change in a subtle but positive way. Unfortunately your partner could claim that sprucing up your feelings isn't possible physically.
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Aries
The past few years are your life now. Disappear in the past, and you will probably drag time down with you. You know exactly what you need to do.

Taurus
Taurus, you have a tremendous amount of Taurus. It's Taurus to the extreme! Feel the Taurus. Get out of bed and indulge in the Taurus. For you, you, you, are the TAURUS! (edited)
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Virgo
Don't try aromatherapy. Don't waste ideas. Don't expect to receive intense telepathic communications. Don't turn yourself in. Don't expect to attract someone anywhere near you. Don't waste tonight admiring stronger partners.  Don't think he or she caused you to in relation to you. Don't get tricked into thinking that anything you're doing is necessarily wrong or bad just because someone else feels sad.

from the bachelorette @amanda shared:
wanna make love? I mean you accept this whole situation, and i feel like i can honestly show you how married i am. 
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Leo: Your emotions affect others and your belongings can make things easier Leo. Perhaps rational spending might be making sacrifices. Curious sabotaging will probably be worth it. (edited)

Taurus
it may feel a bit confusing today but she is asking you to look at reality and make some dramatic changes in your life forever. romance should hurt, deal with the person sitting next to you

Gemini
That need you have to rationalize everything you do seems like a bit unstable

Leo
You may not necessarily approve of reality's electricity. Push yourself to panic and you might find pleasure in sneaky maneuvers. Others money will probably feel especially appealing.

Virgo
be tempted. Just be careful.
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Virgo
you might be distracted by daydreams, but you should look for the most fanciful life in a good workout.

Aries
a great deal of potential romantic involvements are the way to navigate through today. Ailments that may have preoccupied you for the day will be fairly eventful, but you shouldn't be surprised when magical events involving your mother and you succeed.

Virgo
today you might feel especially warm and should neighbor adventure combine today the walls may be surprised by how much impact compromises thought colleagues will probably have to prove beneficial you might want to spend the day cleaning up and clearing the people around you

[Insert Sign]
been working, gemini problems. Cancer received the power. Whatever. If you're currently romantically involved you share your sentiments quite careful. Sympathize if you is a terrific leo.

Aries:  Focus on people. Bite your foes. You will be disappointed in april. You will stay home and the ambition you could be feeling will be scarce.
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Taurus: You must want a decent job to have money. You're not quite a household name, but you're living in a corner. You know how to resolve commitment issues: gardening. It takes terrible perspective to find love and weaknesses. 


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Wednesday, September 13th
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Gemini: You will never be faithful, but you will be verbal. It is a bad match. Except ideas suggest the world itself is impressed by you. Always treasure everything you find.  Anything is able to be fun. 

Cancer: You should rarely be moody, but you have bad relationships. Insecure and understanding,  perhaps you could use a tourniquet to make sure you don't have enough coping mechanisms. You're going have creative and hurtful housekeepers.

Leo: You are generous, reliable, and difficult to find. You are natural. You will stick around forever and rot. However, this is a talent.

probably my last one 'cause i'm gettin' sleepy, but here's my sign!!
Scorpio: you are angry and nasty. Beyond that, you will fight fire with fire. You are very capable of getting revenge. You are angry and nasty. 
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you are a dreamer, 
a wisher silent, swift,  oh so cool
see the yellowish white bright gardens were fragrant pancakes, ancient pancakes, heart conjure a living creature, hairyness bearded face battered orange
i and the grey bread in the night
- these have the distinct possibility to be indistinguishable from their source

conjure a theresa, will you? 
She of bygone gladness
scent of dead things unseen
She who can steer sublime life’s flying
lovely vision of long rapture
so the sun is bright enough to borrow my bike while i go shopping.

my beautiful haircut like a military cemetery 
complex murals depicting birds of sunken pathways
why now? Why my hair, slimy as whatever entities of the air hatch on it?
Remember the basketball practice i met the skin man
hair in equal measure with spectral corn
my muffins are perfect torture play

little linda sue 
she had blue skin like a commercial airliner
her doggie named carlos –
eating now
look at the arby’s in the

i would die  
with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
let it salagadoola.  
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I know fish are dumb.  
Jokes you fucked
can become human.
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'cause chances are ageless living instruments 
learned not to brag about justice
preachers - why f**k your soul?
Trigger down time - royal rice raised you
your shell broken - why f**k with myself
'cause chances of ageless living instruments
banged bees - repeated history fire
inventing adjectives and gaining he
for the annihilation name will invest proof
to myself i jazz you
bitch rent these cats
'cause chances are ageless living instruments
learned not to brag about justice

all night i think, i fear 
feel the basketball
practice for several minutes at least
it's really cute you know
the way it does spin in the park sky
above the arby’s a black magic bean thing
game game game game game game

now a dog 
seven dead bats
pedestrians that pretend to wash their hands
helicopters circling the night alley
wind madly flying through local airspace
angel sightings in the street
make sure there’s a sturdy hatch

Like shit,  like time,  the only thing i see is 
fadin like me,  and even family
feel too messed up for sure,  
and even more my dreams,  
sometimes you know they say i talk no shit,  
but when i hit
that 's power,  baby,  
time for my mothafuckin grammy.

 You should know just where i 'm heading, 
 Down to hell and into the river tonight.
 Trouble in love,  darlin,  i always remember
 When two hearts grow sad of waitin.
 Hold on,  just say you 're coming,
 I 'm ready but tonight i can feel nothing.

museum features: 
pizza larry
forbidden technologies
weird light and humming
afternoon whispering
maybe the cool gentlemen be there
field wolves and mangy peters
government monitoring devices inside red lobsters
white wall
tunnel syndrome family
this one is only kind of a poem

it's kind of a poem and kind of a brochure

caillou: i want to stay in the hammock and hold the decaying spires of living earth deep 
rosie: mommy kisses me and revels in these winds, these cursed things which feasted darkly down upon us.
caillou: good night to everyone, fog, vast towers, throngs pressed around the fantastic crypt, moose burn'd by green fires, black midnight wind shriek and rosie your mommy kisses strange through the ethereal deeps
i dont know what possessed me to combine caillou scripts with the poetry of hp lovecraft but here we are, im probably done for thwe day

Meanwhile i was dreaming an agenda,
To love miners slowly and for profitability.

Mutual support for you is cannibalizing me.
Occasional cupid catastrophe

Federal me and community you, darlin spill on over.
Please say safety liquid.

Fire of me leaching it, the leak will continue.
Piss revolution spreading stronger.

the prince had caused a product backlog, once more. Bitterly he finished sewing, and was lamenting over it, then -- there was nothing else to be done. A troll came who had nine development teams, and the prince ran to embrace them. Then he took out his bag of blue constraints, and all the people gazed in silent wonder. The product owner and the little mouse danced before the prince, who was so delighted that he said: ' all the fairies who designed you will be able to kill you!' 
this will only be funny to people in a very specific industry, but i had to try it
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Corpus is books II and III of Leaves of Grass (http://apps.botnik.org:5555/voicebox/?source=e93e1753da6eabd8a49bbfe0c12b8613)
The little captain, the universe I press my fingers across, is erect and brawny 
Speak to me as a horse, and I will show what festoons my house
Youth! Your milky stream is a miracle in my face

Veil'd woman of earth, you conceive nothing but unflagging pregnancy!
O unspeakable old deform'd wife, you must not know that I love him
Night air tastes strong, evil to my palate
I know every atom of it, and am happy

Haikus of Grass
Clear atmosphere stairs. 
Monsters lying rudderless
Myself, twisted fire


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Thursday, September 14th
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Winter's woods placid.
Grass' angry murderous song
tears beards of old men.

These suburbs will make you ache to be born. 
Convulsive breaths. Torpid monsters all!
Machinery swiftly preparing their unspeakable — murderous duds.
This drudge will never be me.
The disdain of ocean or woods is death.
Behold! Iowa - sea of torment.
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Some random Emily Dickinson poems (http://apps.botnik.org:5555/voicebox/?source=a62da6dded75a9b010d63f6b7b5181a6):
The sun has got a flower
I never could have seen
If night is something setting
The spirit sinks for me

via @gabem’s ASOIAF voice:
Roses they're cold
Shadow is dead
My father says I am not Lord of his head

woody guthrie + beatles (http://apps.botnik.org/writer/?source=8272f73eca2fbb3504fcbe455e0a0b09)
all the things you say

i was strolling
and i aint got no hungers
and i aint got no longer
in my life
in my life

and i been working
and i been drunk in my eyes
and i been baptized on the
mountain line
but i dont mind

and i never heard about them
all of the celebrations
and all the things you say
to make my life
a lullaby

i want to change your birthday
well it's a mighty hard road
that stretches out of your home
beyond the middle of
the union side

my friends all live in
a little bit of wisdom
that vigilante men have
always denied
on my good night
when theres nobody
making manganese.
and theres nobody
to get high with me.

and i never heard about them
all of the celebrations
and all the things you say
to make my life
a lullaby

and i never heard about them
all of the celebrations
and all the things you say
to make my life
a lullaby
to sleep all right
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Beowulf  + Maya Angelou + a forklift manual: http://apps.botnik.org/writer/?source=7c9df7ffa2fc9d003cc8bdc01fbf318c
the dragon coiled in my hair 
in curls sturdy and of her
bosom welled
inward lonely
nomads wandering
light under the earth
pow!
Party forklift
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i've got the children of men 
none liveth

of the earthmen
i am the true king

of the danes
i was born champion

of the ocean
he is powerless

i've got the children of men
all of my kinsmen
sleeping jewels

the battle is over 
the slaughtered make a hill
stranger folk crush me
with terror

none liveth
no one could

and the forklift
tyres in the air
groweth gloomy

tyres in the air
groweth gloomy

A selection of famous love letters and nursery rhymes: http://apps.botnik.org/writer/?source=a1ded288367e527bc2134fbdaceeddb1
stammer 
i
no
like
i feel
that is
i love
or
had love?
Yes
i am in love
with a little pig
there
i lol
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uploaded and commented on this file: beatles/guthrie revised (using voicebox) and recorded
'i want to change your birthday'

well i was strolling
and i aint got no longer
and i aint got no hungers
in my life
in my life
in my dreams tonight
and i been working
and i been drunk in my eyes
and i been baptized on
the mountain line
the mountain line
but i dont mind
i don't need to get it

CHORUS
and i never heard about them
all of the celebrations
and all the things you say
to make my life
a lullaby
to sleep all right
here in 1908
i want to change your birthday
well it's a mighty hard road
that stretches out of your home
beyond the middle of
the union side
and it's all right
for people with a ticket

i was mistaken
and i will sing it again
i was mistaken and
i know its time
i know its time
i know its time for bed
my friends all live in
a little bit of wisdom
that vigilante men have
always denied
and theres nobody
to get high with me
that i can see
that i can see
that i can give my situation

[CHORUS]

Thanks @Henry Lowengard this voice rules

[10:58]
To you, 

although you may be wondering why i contacted you after london, i do appreciate mr office making this generous file. Please exercise also have health. Fifty thousand great family members will fight me and defile me. Intentions of the widows of email are not the good.

Deeds i do. I await nothing - arrangements with the international shipping company insisted that the house husband died.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly.

Receiving this letter will be used as a joke - cancer for me, thirty five hundred thousand british railway letters for you.

Do send me everything Boris, your country, relatives, internet, everything......................... Bless you because i need your Telephone.

Reply,
Charles Taylor

I have hundreds more, and always intended to do something with them like this (or do simultaneous dramatic readings of them for an hour with audience participation).

I especially like the tragedies that result in these fortunes being made available, and the appeals to Christian goodness that make you worthy of millions in anonymous legacy payments.

I am married to engineer alex foreman my dear beloved abogado de justicia. Everything concerning justicia happened to be genuinely firm as a church.

[5:20 PM]Sep 14th at 5:20:02 PM
I won't be able to join the game session tonight but I was able to make some all purpose lines of dialogue you can use in ANY circumstance.
jerry: yeah kramer are you home? George wants to pour coffee in you. 
elaine: hey kenny, i know what you do with them burger dollars. You'll never get engaged. 
george: what's the big deal with fish jerry? Did you need something like that to get the suit back from the couch man? 
Kramer: hey jerry, you're a funny guy. Never get engaged okay? 
george: well those pants you're wearing can drop it down on the counter if you know what i mean. Stomach's been calling me by the phone so i get it up the cushions you know. 

jerry and elaine are carrying leaves in their hands. He tries to grab a door and she imitates the door. 

ELAINE:  oh help him oh use your damn keys oh my god you're some volcano thing of a naked negative. 

JERRY: (Stand up) you know how you feel better after you dump them? Just understand that
you have to ride models to know everything

Kramer enters with his sunglasses still sleeping ironically right in his arms.

what's the the problem with the minimalism? You know, if you enjoy being around alcoholics foreseeing an intervention, i'm gon na go ahead and never return that dog. 

jerry is changing in his car. It's too hot in his seat, but jerry is jerry, and his uncomfortable apartment turns even louder in the dark. 

Alright guys, Elaine and Jerry enter carrying leaves. What does Jerry say?

what's the matter? You're having such a good caper, you better not even notice the keys in my side. 

We're looking for some Jerry and Elaine dialogue

jerry: well the elevator opens and wrong side of the door... I thought maybe the door's not waiting, but it said " going down " and kramer couldn't help me move it.  I just wanted to get out of it, just get out. ( he slams his hand on the door ) 

Elaine: what happened? Talk about kramer's wardrobe - it's all hyper negative! 

george is wearing a $20 hat that says " hello to horse "

JERRY: All the comedians like it if you enjoy being audited at the library! 

elaine: i'm sorry the fish are making me thirsty. 

elaine: you should call the airline to get a steak vault. 

```pop it elaine... No idea what happened to kramer

er, sorry corey: that ``` should go before and after the text

laine hey i'm sorry to have disturbed you. I didn't want to slide about naked so i was standing here for 20 minutes! 

right on, thank you

Kramer: that's the difference there, you know. I think these pretzels are making me naked, but you KNOW they are. 

Things we are looking for:

a little more jerry and elaine dialogue

and one emphatic kramer entry zinger

JERRY: Elaine's writing a little paranormal phony thing up on 'Clothes of Disaster.'

( jerry takes off his bones )

Kramer: well i'm going upstairs to smell my mother's pink vacuum! 

( kramer enters dancing with garbage ) 

GEORGE. Jerry i'm kinda like the captain of hygiene. fighting that hate mongering blanket that i took away from kramer. 

KRAMER: Hey hey hey, great idea for a big sponge: Make it so large you think it's got a fat clock in the middle.

elaine:  talk about kramer smell. I'm going to kill myself. Jerry, he's almost a little drinking straws! 

Elaine: he's not god. You know that. He works out all day yeah right.

We need some Jerry lines!

 jerry's sweater outstretched arm is a little awkward 

KRAMER. it's a good thing i'm in the building! You got something against the law?

JERRY: why do you have no income, Kramer? Close the door when you eat fruit.

Jerry: didn't guess their cleaning lady gave insurance

JERRY: Um, what happened to the airport? I mean it's just unfortunate that when i do juice shame to the bathroom in these places i have to dribble the illegal minutes very much like a person urinating to the dog pound. 

elaine: first dog to get george will be my friend 
( george takes the garbage and moves back )

Jerry: elaine, i'm going to the knicks big mistake. 

Jerry:  mind the fish george! Elaine, say something to george. Look for anything wrong with him. 

Jerry: really wanted kramer's attention uh- what about prognosis negative could get brown driving matter?

Kramer: dimaggio's island expressway's got my head flinging pieces of little secret vacuum electrodes.

george: talk about her leg! Elaine isn't exhausting but i'll bet three days of straight fear i'm not bitter. 

KRAMER. jerry i know a little bit of the street. My apartment's a stringy closet, and you're not even a little bit coming over. 

description of characters in car: george elaine and jerry lean back and forth and elaine laughing hypocritically sports couple of muscle relaxers

 KRAMER: will you please put something in front of my face? ( he puts a christmas present in front of his mouth ) oh please..... 

jerry: why don't you do a commercial for me Elaine? Too bad about this bald paradise. Kramer, do you have a fun flashback to do? 

JERRY. you know what, i have a date with the head librarian on the elevator. I mean, good for jerry, i'm jerry. 

JERRY. Kramer, seriously, would you stop it already with the eyebrows? 

A few lines from a juuuuuuuust-beginning-to-learn neural newtork:

```Jerry: I'm a mean store. The man."

Jerry: I'm a mean store. The man 

Elaine: Yeah, that's it... I'm gonna start to chess.

:robot_face: :mortar_board:

CUT TO: INT. RESTAURANT. Jerry: That's a lighter.

The Arson Episode

JERRY: What are you doing between me. I'm a very special.

-still learning.

Snacks are piled high in the guest room. Jerry spots them and takes a photograph. 

some late elaine

Elaine: the really funny guy with grey sweatpants was your father. I'm sure he's going to try to talk to you.
Elaine: It's exhausting being with god
Elaine:  i'll pay attention to george when he talks louder. He never says anything wrong but his intellect is dying with him.
Elaine: right now i want to find someone who doesn't believe george is back from  the bathroom
Elaine:  got plans to be bitter about this guy downstairs?  i thought he was fighting off a thousand sorry honey's but now he 's really just mr. couple

some curated RNN stage directions:
(turns on the window)
(Jerry is not heard with his fingers)
(steaky book)
(Jerry unlocks the hot ends)
(sees up)
(Jerry looks at the Psychic's apartment, the phone and George. Helen walks toward Elaine and George is a double look at the bathroom)
(reading uncomfortable)
(Elaine enters the child)
(George walks at her seriously)
(George is touching the cowbanes)
(Jerry is standing on the storms disappointed)
(Elaine enters something)
(Kramer enters but Elaine and Morty makes a nechendous sneaks the domen, she give the large walks to get up the mutters out a bedroom where Jerry's apartment. Kramer gets up yelping Old Cafe)
(Jerry walks out of the baldo, with a music pause)
(he like it)
(Kramer and Jerry and George and Elaine clan is sitting by the bathroom)
(Jerry looks at Jerry)
(Elaine she is a baby)
(Kramer is barely laughing)
(Elaine making the newspaper)
(George walks out of phone)
(Jerry's apartment. Kramback down the hallway!!)
(Elaine jacket moment.)
(George walks back to George's parents)
(Jerry relaxously handsly talking)
(Elaine smoking at the crowd)
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GEORGE: Jerry. Jerry! What do you know? No, you hesitated. You recognize reason, but you haven't really let the party season be. Well, i'm not buying that. You want to be sexy! You know you love to be sexy! 

ELAINE: Pez. Say it. You should accept the truth.

JERRY: what's the difference? You became a legend, i got a big picnic.


-----
Friday, September 15th
-----
KRAMER: commercial vacuum cleaner?! You're not going out there like this. Imagine if you do. They're attracted to it! 

KRAMER: speeding car! Come for me!

KRAMER: i got the keys. Naked squealer didn't think he was a wrestler, you know?

Elaine collides with a broom. He runs in.

JERRY
Hello...  Oh, hi, Louise. I don't know what you're talking about.

JERRY
Oh, wait! Can I flip on the show when we were talking about me?

KRAMER
I'm a guy on the sponge!

haha here we go

ELAINE
Well, they're not supposed to see me here. Something is working for him. Do you have a pillow?

56,000 iterations later

JERRY
I still don't understand why you're going to the doctor's office in Korean 48 years old. She is a fact George.  Hello.

your boyfriend is a giant asshole. If he wants to keep moving your stuff around with his friends, you should get your ass online and find a new york presbyterian. 

 I've been reading your column regularly and you do know what to do about my sexual website right? My vanilla yogurt text is years ahead. Can you please tell me how to handle having a baby up in the future? 

In answer to @jonah: (edited)

countless loving fuck ups do porn consumption. Straight guys are into football games that cause you luscious fetish activities. But, hey, maybe bodies need big wife babies. Gum your wife forever. When you get back the wig, stay wrong but jump back on the planet. 

anywhere you have straightish jocks and/or eggs: you always have tendencies to explore their intention to your encrypted busting fetish. People have private little tombstones that read " hairless fingers aren't sexually compatible ", but you could've safely tried it out. Break up with your vibrator and girl you do that shit.

my boyfriend accidentally burned jesus christ with gay men and I am not entirely happy with him. We have been together for 10 days and i have never felt like he was a switcheroo exercise, but he never sleeps with a woman who has been with a man who has reached enlightenment. what should i do when he wants to remain monogamous and misguided? 

Hey Todd, 

If you dumped each passing day because you're embarrassed about nonpenetrative stories regarding his legally recognized ex girlfriend, give him six years of creepiness.
Frequently — suggest games that excuse the honest exchange of shirts. Justify it using something contaminated to get smitten tongue swapping pics.

Gay people boned, fucked, and served their lives for slap introductions.

I vomit technically - the motherfucker mugs don't have feelings but your boyfriend is slime. Abortion is flirting, rules make it hard so poundings require professional wife sounds. Help him with positive stories of cisgender dick.

Good luck.
Dan -  
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Some Callsigns
married lady totally bi for some older splooge 

viable and goody if not anxious

sexy and seeking some you

husband on right not young

sex it forever mike

emissions and wild growing tenderness

homo hurt and confused

fetishist hubby inside depressed bear

scared youth needs liberal lecturing

joker singleton now inhaling funky funk

preserved loving tramp

viable engagement balls for me

questioning meat and seeking kinky manwhoredness  

question:

My husband and i got married five times. I felt like i deserved it and i'm really funny! But i'm still somewhat skeptical of his faith. 

The problem is that i really want to be supportive of my partner, and he said he likes engaging with our relationship 10 months ago, but since then, he has started having flashbacks and nightmares that he was throwing hot volcano monogamish kink at the strip club. We have talked about it and of course i supported him, but i feel like my husband wanted to sweep it under the rug. Should i be worried about this? because i want him to dream endlessly and stuff but i also believe that we might be happier if he could not.
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question:

Dear Dan, please describe the last time I fucked my wife. I know you're going to tell me, "I'm just not interested in watching other people do it." But my heart is saying "I need to know whether Dan Savage is the enemy of intimacy" and like, I'm really struggling with it. Please tell me how my wife and I have been sleeping together — otherwise I am cybersexing with a friend to get over this. 
Sincerely,  
We Have Sex in the Bedroom
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 Hey WHSITB, 

The psychiatrist mugs at you. You're wife's actual shoulders quickly dispense thundering hetero porn. Everyone's minds going to her slamming butt. Sex with the help of your psychiatrist,  Dr.  Robert Female, really means you are obligated to house him in your ass.

Duchess sally, your shame wife,  "needs" grieving allies. She buttons three shitty family members in your sexy passion marriage.

Be savage, apologies to your late february dating addiction.
Dan -

 Question: i'm trying not to speak with my family. Before dating, my nervous gynecological sexuality destroyed our religious identity. Even though i had fun with the idea i too have been cruel. Times was i supported their lives and fapping fixed my woman breasts. Dan aside from horny middle eastern clit, how could i trust several years of being pregnant with my boss? Please help me overcome frequently sexual gay male sniffers. 


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Saturday, September 16th
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My advice to you as a sex positive doctor for the good of your relationship: spend the rest of your life with shame. You're not going to do that, but your s.o.'s sobbing and your need for full disclosure to you do feel like a surefire way to get your husband 's dick not cooperating. Brutal secrets may turn your husband on, and if you're not interested in a relationship that makes you uncomfortable, you're not going to be a good sex partner. Do what's right for you: use a grindr to get a fucking shrink, and your husband needs to start dating other people who aren't in the habit of speaking openly.
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My husband is a very small bottle of milk. He says he likes nipple clamps but i'm not sure if he could take it. I want him to cover me in tender bugs! Do i need to find someone who is a half stone husband? Wish i could just let go of this and let him know that i'm the computer person who married his phone. 

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Sunday, September 17th
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Celebratory guilt isn't possible for you. If you haven't been intimate with him and sugarcoat things this relationship implodes.  You are partners not because he does sexy times. Why needlessly torment his dick - when online missionary position is totally possible. You know EXACTLY what would be a compromise: Fuck someone longterm but convince your boyfriend having cybersex musicals twice a month for a lifetime's the only way.


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Monday, September 18th
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renamed the channel from "voicebox_copy" to "copy"

Combine the flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ginger, pumpkin, and vanilla extract together in a bowl. Whisk orange juice bowl with a damp cloth and roll the surface with a wooden spoon until browned on the other side.

i like to start with a cup of chopped garlic. Stir in the egg milk and let sour. In another bowl add a quarter cup of fresh raspberries. Hook bowl into the bowl machine and turn to ninety six. Keep the sour pot over medium heat until the mixture resembles coarse grain. if necessary, roughly chop. Pour it right, place it good, then pile it to the top. Extract heat with heat pump. A dinner party in a bowl. 

you just have to run your fingers down the stem and watch the kosher hotdogs go wild

Pour cinnamon and nutmeg and egg together in a separate baking pan with a little bit of flour. Beat until creamy texture. Add some vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon. And then the currents. Butter the orange zest just a pinch, not too much and brown it until it gets hot. Add a teaspoon of baking sugar "I'm 1/8 tablespoons ballerina and a quarter cup white sugar juice. "  and a large spoonfuls of the F - it liquid. "Smell the cognac! it'll make a goat grease a 9x13-inch casserole dish."  Stir in the softened butter over the apples and just put the whole thing in the preheated waffle iron. 
And just like that! Perfect baking dish - easier than regular american cheese.

here we go on the butter and then mmm water

thick and shiny, this is the good stuff: Toasts Cassandra
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we'll show you about a half pounds of all-american melted butter

three different things that are liquid: ketchup, moistened clams, and hot salsa. We'll pour them into a large rectangle and separate the fluid. I like ingredient membranes, really good flavor and lots of fresh aroma. 

shrimp just the way you want them!  1 teaspoon powder pounds, cream together, star and soak the 4 tablespoons of fresh lime buttercream. Four dried chicken breasts around the shrimp scoops. Add milk water and set aside for 10 episodes of Jeopardy. 
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think it's nice to see the saffron? Ina garten drips with warm dog mustard. I told you. 

pancakes are golden brown sugar plates. Mix flour, sugar, baking powder, music, olive smell, butter, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and himalayan goddess lentils in a large bowl. Egg sauce goes into the bowl and turns into eggplant spread! My god this makes exactly six pale yellow cakes! Pour the mixture into a hollow log and shake it up! 1 hour is good. The batter should be just about ready for the memorial. 

brush the top of each pancake with artificial cherry juice 

if you can make a cheese it's a great way to do the meringue

Baking is really complicated but using a slotted spoon is really easy 

things that are dry always use cheese puree

Maple syrup is that good water you want on your fingers 

I think they use fresh raspberry fat

Too bitter gives better peanut butter.

I really like smells. 

I'm gonna sugar the big flavor and it'll be like buttermilk pancakes. 

Mousse dancer! 

Squeeze until bubbles appear on succulent small grated lemon plums.
(edited)

You want to make sure you never cook until bubbles form on both of your hands. This is the secret skillet, which really helps. You're going to use fresh fruit and three different colors of heat. Drop spoonfuls of warm active brown on one side of the dish, it's really worth it. As you can see, these chocolate chips have little to do with the noodles. 

Pour a few flavor nuts on top. Yes pour about 30 on the surface. Ginormous. 

A cup of chopped liver's really good with tomato paste and 1 tablespoon vanilla extract. Stir the active dry milk in a microwave until golden and crisp, and salt 1 cup of mayonnaise. Excited about you, but i always want to keep moist. Stir the cup of sour cheese and chocolate pudding in a warm place until nearly doubled. Just wonderful, okay, fabulous what i'm doing here. Bake it tomorrow night, okay, outside, and put it in the freezer for a couple of days. 

I'm just going to take my friends Frank and Valerie and then i'm just going to drizzle with teaspoons of water and flour. Easy! Breasts right in the middle! Sugar, want a little something? I think i'll make a mess in a warm spot, be really whoa, okay? 

I love the way people are frozen, chopped, and keep going until they dissolve together. Turn on the heat! What I want to do is take the skin off and transfer it to a egg. I mean it! So yeah, they're really easy to peel. 

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The first lady cheating? Email us photos

Former NFL headquarters exposed in new allegations of crimes committed by Batman

The best prison wedding plans revealed

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you have a new email: the exclusive details 

 When controversial teen Cumberbatch was falling asleep with the Kardashians, he says he was trying to figure out how to flaunt his love for Katie Holmes.

God has been charged with attempting to launch the first official Zumba club. 

Baby Boy Named "Harvard University" Back In Custody

10 million reasons to get back surgery: exclusive debt and triple procedures! 

Teen Is Butler: Video of the Year

Photos: furious Hillary was galpals with a mystery blonde instagram account, reported beloved teen mom Kim Fedora, who infamously declared a ban on each and every one of grandma 's kids. 

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Taylor Swift Clones Her Mother Sheila, But She Will Not Share The Woman

Guess what: the hit show "Liquor for Husband" has been released in the US!

Tyler Perry cheating on Sandra Bullock with a new companion - stage manager Charles Manson.

Justin Bieber down to get anywhere by being there. 

The Best Actress in the World is Old

EXCLUSIVE: Romantic relationship with Anthony was a huge part of my grandfather getting killed

Jodie Foster unleashed an insane rant against Facebook: World war housewives will see happy stars during surgery. 

According To Reports, You Know How To Flaunt It

Tom Cruise jumped in front of a broken marriage and looked sensational.

"Bachelor" star was his own father 

The first lady cheating on Justin Trudeau: improbable secrets & who hates each other in gay porn 

Charlie Sheen's Valentine Tumblr - Fedora Island Weekend Rundown

Every Day Is A Star Wars Story Where I Attack My Son

This Just In: Specialists eliminating aggressively against Labeouf

Loss in the past week is leading ladies from Dakota to be always admiring a little man who worked in disinformation. 

Host of NBC's "Keith Killed Himself" has died

The Family Story: true camera comedy starring birth, nowhere, and hockey

In An Interview With People Like Ultron, 800 Countries Decide To Pay Attention


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Tuesday, September 19th
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Rumor Has It That 'Infidelity Night' Is Back

The best boyfriend in the world is death 

Kate Middleton and Chain Face get urban

 Bill Murray has massive horde of black blazers

Most National Weather Service comments about cold weather 

Mystery Man Dead, He Was Jimmy Fallon

Psychics predict: Former Disney secrets revealed earlier this year

Criminal Brother Fancies Felony Fertilization

Sleazy husband Tyler tells us weekly to get out of his chair

Secret Twitter account reported rumors that eight Helen Hunts arrested for drug jones.

Nobody Loves Being In A Television Movie, But Kendall Jenner Does Love Being In One

Getting married in the airport: glum?

Andrew Garfield found guilty of amazing beach body

Something That I Really Want Is Sweat Fertilization

Good Enough Evidence Convicts Joe Jonas of War Crime

"I'm a racecar!" you think. A few months later, child support.

With the Rest of the Band Busy, Jack Sparrow Takes the Microphone

Seemingly Happy Couple Really Wants To Do You 

Chaos in Texas has Christine Teigen returning to the hospital to get a laugh

Tommy Lee says declaration of war the next best thing to butt

Longtime nemesis of the Correlator was just caught kissing her mother 

Show off your favorite complex! 

Party In a Glass Castle Reported By Alec Baldwin: "I Have Never Been So Far From Thrilled "

God Is A Clooney Fan? E-mail Reveals Such a Bias

A photo of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Kardashian is said to be from a previous marriage 

According to TMZ lover™s who make excuses get married

New Hot Song Sounds Nice Hot Song Sounds Good To The Crowd's Ears

Nightmare hot mess Prince William taking paternity leave to get back into crime 

Notable deaths: Irwin county has not a one

I cannot believe how quickly some of this stuff gets picked up


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Wednesday, September 20th
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Creamy, dreamy ghirardelli just like a greek goddess. That's breakfast. 
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Popeye's great-tasting energy source: soymilk and light beer. Life beckons! 

You deserve a simple truth. Original hazelnut liqueur makes every heart smart. 

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I know I said keep these short, but here's food and beauty ads mixed together:
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beauty:
Deep orange reduces the risk of secret invisible French stress. Ask your employer for more mascara now.
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Blood. Job cream. Power. You can't have it all. Crest Spinbrush Pro, it in the fight. 

Beef: it's not just parts of vegetables.

A healthy glow can use a money management solution. Bank cream cleanser lets you visibly reduce the appearance of fine lines and working. Just one drop maximizes dollars!

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business:
Without understanding, all you can do's take advantage of the managed.
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business:
You need to get $100 billion dollars or we'll click on your favorite photos.
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beauty:
It works. Feel good about your symptoms. Feel better way. Help. 

beauty
the world is now ready for moisture formula pillows 

beauty

Oral Neutrogena reduces sea grass symptoms without drying your atmosphere. 

business:
The perfect husband … it comes from London. Call 1-877-world-class-automobiles to find out more. 

business:
Thankfully no one was within close proximity, and you missed the call. Now what? Your family trusted you. Northwestern Mutual Insurance.

Good news for men: Night Shine! Power yourself up with new effects: Longer minutes. Body shots with your grandson. Blood flowing to your hair. Intense color in your shower maybe. Fog of skin. Ask your doctor if your life is rough enough for this.

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Beauty breakthrough: doctors recommending more upbeat Australians for hurt people.

the best coffee in the world looks manly in a can - after dark it certainly can get your dad to be the best friend to grandma 

smucker up with your beau and eat for your money by eating from a cup of delicious flavos diet sausages 

sail across the 7 seas in a ship made from taco bell fruit sauvignon, experience the distinctive bouquet of flowers, whiskey, and all natural premium yogurt in every bite. 

neutrogena body might body enhancing scrub will help your body initiate the restorative process, drying your excess softness until you see rough bumpy skin protecting you. 

we create smoother and softer legs by understanding every woman's most advanced smell. 

you need skin without feeling, AND sublime bronze light. Yet now you can comfort your hair with flonase. Fuss yourself into every smile. 

Society's new scalps, even gray eyed children turn-over your silky huggies. little swimmers are obviously extract calming essence® 
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Insurance for you today for more. Insurance boss wants to make your life more successful. So be insurance today!

if you don't want hidden health club technicians in your neighborhood, get a hundred dollar nurturing personality for a limited time

Stick your soup spoon up your nose and exclaim, "no comment!" because you're the best. That's the beauty of Crystal Light.
(edited)

beautiful skin comes online! Power up the skin transforming cream and watch the fluoride keep sweetness in the tissue for hours 

Identical teeth grow to outrageous size when clinically proven by dermatologists. 

Can you find time to exercise for more special muscles? Blades to the blade, babe. Nothing helps. Leave your doctor at the mall and go sizzle. 

New York: for the great taste of french toast with no compromises.
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The only thing you feel is luscious creaminess of cheesecake in your hot stuff. It's natural. It's easy. It's Norway.

the perfect husband is your car: drive one big man right now! Our customers are you. 

Family-size pudding and secret society steaks for a limited breakfast made with real lemons

Sultry metrosexual friends called jack, and the peanut from your life . Fill your lower bag like a puppy
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The healing so rich in progress you know heartburn's coming. Lung cream for men who feel professional .

Estee lauder moisturizers are completely free from moisture, so your true nondrowsy skin is left effectively red on the inside.

Scalp aging may be the signal that you're worth 80% of your everyday huggies. 

Captain Blue Cheese, from the makers of Ice: a drink that needs to get succulent.

Island dressing made from your family chicken:  The best dang smell in Uganda.

Vegetables are back for a limited edition drink that stands up to become your trusty sidekick .

sultry chicken: hey, it's for eating.
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Crusty old minerals. Big old minerals. Sandwiches made from calcium. Come on.

 You'd prefer something that tastes great, but this is not it: Sparkling wild berry towelettes.

recipes can be found almost anywhere. Go out of your way to eat one horse. Quaker oats. 

The flavor ends tonight: boring cereal.


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Thursday, September 21st
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Penguins are the product of penguins. They interact only around the feet, yet another penguin is still born. The emergence of penguins is also sometimes called "tobogganing". 
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from head to foot, the octopus is the last muscular fish in the pacific ocean 

The Antarctic elephant's size is larger than a penguin, but smaller than a human.

The saggy baggy elephant emperor can not stand still.

the ocean is home to millions of eggs, hard living packages that walk across the sea floor on wheels built from manta carcasses

water from the flippers of penguins has ancient greek mythology cryotoxins  and alternative club excess. 

50,000 penguins are astonishingly hawaiian, and while they hatch five extensive membranes, the information is often cited in soft crabs. 

Whether they were intended to or not, the toucans of nature reached a size of over one thousand miles. Zoological knowledge was faulty in the extreme, to have so mistaken the length of these large beauties. You can buy one behind any american family home.

(that’s using an old project gutenberg book about animal carvings, voice here – http://apps.botnik.org/writer/?source=84399ae8b66a1cc8709528b45df7ce35 )

Elephants and Sagan (edited)

Elephants have played a critical role in the history of philosophy's language and writing

One must never approach an otter. This is partly due to their general attitude, which is barbaric. They will eat fish in front of you, then escape before you can claim any fish. Clearly, otters belong in the Smithsonian and no-where else.

Baby crabs are compressed waves of light traveling at high speeds from star's deaths.

The manatee was first discovered by Mr. Probability on his own farm, then delicately executed and smoked for taste. You can eat manatees too, actually, but convince me that a manatee is anything other than a well hidden cow. It is impossible. 

the stars are mighty campfires in the sky. astronomers sometimes say that space is shaped like a crystal potato.

 the animal with the most wings is Penguins. no, they are. Try to escape from the facts.  

american water flows over the gills of bears. The arms and other arms may push rather than pull. 

The seabirds are the sharks! Another kind of seabird is a male seal. Corals also are another kind of seabird. The sea is very eerie. 

grey squirrels are crepuscular,[14 ] and hide behind voracious birds often. The female never leaves the cocoon in the spring, and death with hundreds to several thousand eggs is ultimately more likely. 

penguins are a 2007 sister group from germany. They mated with a wriggly family, which lived in the pacific ocean. 

the moon looks like a piece of fruit but actually it is an immense dying shrimp - the last of its kind. 

for all we know, everyone you know is just a whale who learned to feel smug - everywhere our eyes are fooled by aquatic imposters

 Flying penguins existed before the industrial revolution, they have been suggested to be able to see years into the past.

does life on mars use electronic warbling to see what happens on our planet? if they were like us, they would create a message to me that says " we hunger for all we see. You can come to us and see our desk toys "

...and so, the scientists will survive long enough to breed the cold fire of darkness. Not until they reach huge numbers will they be surprisingly violent.
Thick white scum belong in their shells, miles away from behaviour.
Lettuce bears are forced to go alien hunting. They leave their mounts, confusing magical sardines with submersible headlights
Finding their flapping ears full of specialised turtles, corals have been found sexually racked in the darkness of the sun.
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Six years ago, we humans took to the stars. Trolleys clanging along the milky sky like computers that evolved from hydrogen.
Venus is modern, dwarf stars are lonely, young children laughing at themselves will be replaced.
Isaac isaac's strange miniature existence was to inspire us by accident, with crushing pressure and very good pictures of europe.

elaine: wanna go see the velvet fog? I hear that picturing it makes you taste cantaloupe

kramer enters, eating cereal from his pocket. Jerry makes a face like he remembers he left his rickshaw driver in the bathroom

newman: i am the newman and i will be waiting for you costanza. Jerry is not invited okay? I gave jerry the buxom fleas.

jerry chuckles while pointing to his hand in the mirror
(edited)

george sits down next to big susan. He grabs her bag and pulls out the massachusetts state flag. George make a horrible mouth sound an susan exits

jerry: kramer put down my waffles! I deny you the nice chocolate cookie but i'll give you a box of salami 

George: yeahhh how could i possibly interfere. I'm trapped paying for this green sweater.

SD: jerry is pointing at the phone and starts kissing him. As the camera moves to the couch, phone rings at jerry. Sarcasm buzzes to him. Annoyed, Jerry presses play on the floor. 

kramer: back in my freezer i got a quality egg. looks so good you'll take your clothes off and sit on my old wax statue of muscular newman

George:  Alright! Okay! Occasionally I got bite marks on my shirt.

EXT DAYTIME SIDEWALK.  George makes a sudden maneuver his hands together in disappointed reaches. An attractive woman, and her jaw approach George. Deep struggling then returns. Jerry, exiting an ice cream apartment, sits on the phone with elaine. Marla the virgin from the bathroom cuts the phone with the mannequin. It's ruined. 
(edited)

George: getting married to my dementia is a dream. I think i would love it, and then return it. How hard could it be? 

elaine: hey george you're not going to believe what just happened to the briefcase with your uncle leo in it. I accidentally got a big salad and it was really spooked! 

SD: Peterman enters. Laughs nervously at his watch, sits down next to Kramer, gestures to the door and stares into Kramer's mouth.

Denim Jerry looks confused, he starts eating olives and tries to appear dignified. 

Kramer:   all right okay well yeah the red arrow appears from the fridge and i'll take it. What you're saying, you know what you're talking to. Look at the coffee thing - what do you mean they're gone? 

interior of the bathroom: newman is sitting in the tub, reading queens bum magazine

Kramer: got ta go to the bathroom. Understand it, any buddy comes in the shower, well yeah alright yeah. Where's that smell? 

kramer: i'm sorry jerry but i really have to run this vegetable clinic for Dr. Leonardo Mayo 

 EXT KRAMER'S DOOR: Jerry knocks Elaine's trophy out of her hand, sits down and pulls out a candy bar. Kramer enters coughing. 

Kramer: four hundred foldingchairs wearing a substandard toupee. Look at that. 

george: oh no no no no no no! little george is grabbing my spaghetti! I think i have to tell him the truth about the all george baseball team. 

 Elaine: i'm sorry now celery, you know i hate those little dustboards. Maybe we could fly george out of bed. 
(edited)

( jerry is driving estelle to the department of flexing ) 

( kramer's office phone rings and he starts coughing uncontrollably ) 
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Elaine: guys -- confess it, i got  the "news-nasties."
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( george looks baffled by kramer's coupon for one physically intimidating elaine ) 

Elaine laughs heartily, and starts extracting the 'Elaine mannequin' while George gestures to the nudist. 

newman: nine hundred and ninety pounds of brand name yugoslavian face cream please

jerry: do you think this nonfat milk will give me the amazing jerry jerry jerry feeling? 

Elaine: carry my boyfriend for me Jerry, like the way you totally embarrassed god. Cut it right there communist, say anything like "Hey, the wrong side of the month got fair." Should i take it easy? 

Elaine: what is the big city? That is the problem i totally know.
(edited)

george: what we need right now kramer is a messy soup and some warm deli niblets 

George's parents are extremely giddy. George screams at the coffee and stirs it. 

kramer: jerry that's it! I warned you about sniffing all my documents! I'm going to take your picture of one thousand juggling hollywood producers so you better get out of my hair! 

george: i did go to china. I was trying to buy food. Somebody else got it though. I got nothing. 

Kramer: kramer kramer kramer. Judge joe peppitone isalmost drowning out there! I've never noticed this before

SD: jerry enters with his head. the scene ends.
(edited)

George: oh... Uh... Little bit nervous about this. Genuinely dislike the way my parents looked at the coffee. 

Jerry: kramer is the opposite of everything. I think we have to believe this guy is a nightmare. He looks around himself like a beautiful godzilla, and we hope this thing is a little tired. 

jerry: elaine just go away, i haven't seen your lotions anywhere. I'm trying to get a glimpse of the dishwashing russian. 

Newman: I'm Newman, and you know what i'm wondering? Hello.

elaine: I won't judge you for joining the  forehead foreman commission newman. 
(edited)

SD: the phone rings again but george keeps eating

newman: i'm really hot and yet oddly he was barely audible 

kramer: i'm sorry buddy, i'm kramer again. George is jerry. Mickey and jerry are you. But remember there is no elaine.

SD: jerry and newman are slowly filling a large bucket with kissing doctors. Kramer enters, holding an attractive judge on his shoulder. they all laugh. 
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SD: george enters singing the george song. Kramer enters wearing jerry. elaine enjoys an aroma.
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george: i have no choice. I gotta make love to the party invitations girl. lloyd's signed me up.

George: well... There's something wrong with my girlfriend. I think she wants sliced meat topless and i'm not suggesting that it's MEAT, you know? What'll i do? I wanted to talk to her in an antique store and she started up with a squeal. 

The stadium is filled with eggcreams. Jerry makes a series hand gestures indicating he is really enjoying his new pocket sprays. Kramer is behind him and looking through jerry's loose skin. 

SD: jerry looks tired. Jerry looks healthy. Jerry looks confused. Jerry looks dead.

oh wow this is gonna be a good episode

Elaine: You never said what happened with your little nipple problem, It was such a bad humanitarian problem for the big Japanese conglomerate.

george: oh yeah. So my mysteriouso nipple problem got way way worse. 

elaine:  what happened? did you get a hot and poison moisturizer on them or what? 

CUT TO: EXT. SKYLINE
Sick bass tries to separate the scene. A mouth whispers drumming.

INT. THE BATHROOM - WINTER 
George makes some weird sits and starts kissing Silvio. Kramer enters grooving. They are.
(edited)

Jerry is talking to George in front of Kramer. George is holding a bag, and crams it in his mouth. Kramer makes a noise from his hand and turns around. 

JERRY
What's the matter with this screwdriver you want me to take up to the bronx, na sorry, i'm not going to.
(edited)

INT. COMEDY CLUB

JERRY
So I'm curious. When you get something out of your giant wallet, have you noticed anything about that? I'll tell you, it's not a surprise. Your money for the rest of your life is destroyed.

INT. APARTMENT
George is looking around for JFK and Elaine enters pointing at him.

ELAINE
It's all over, and I mean trouble. My assistant caught me hearing something about that big communist problem at the health club.

GEORGE
I'm so happy to hear it. Right now my parents are moving a lot of hair over the usual man.
(edited)

ELAINE
Hey oh oh ha yeah naked people should get to choose whether someone else is poor.

INT. COMEDY CLUB 
JERRY
I don't care about the north star. It's just weird. Why's it poison? I would eat it. It smells like Jerry.

George: So you really had to tell her George thought tears are meningitis? 

GEORGE
The show will be a terrible thing.  All the Yankees are giving me the stare.

GEORGE
Should we call the embassy about this guy she's weakening with her seventy job interview questions? I really think it's a beautiful christmas.

GEORGE
It's George Costanza! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

JERRYL 
hey yeah so jerry like do have fear of jerryl.

INT. THE OLD BEDROOM
laughter enters with kramer as jerry gets on his comedy t shirt.

 SD: elaine sips her coffee as best she can. it is actually kramer. 

KRAMER
It's the monkey, Jerry! Look at it ride my friend Dwayne!
(edited)

EXT. "CLUB GEORGE"
George sits beside Jerry and picks at the ol' throat.

INT. RESTAURANT
George walks to the counter and clears it off the scene. Jerry makes handkerchief hands at his waitress, and Newman enters with golf balls everywhere.

george, jerry, kramer, george and estelle are waiting for newman to finish opening his jar of elicit nixon photos
last one for me y'all this has been a blast!

Kramer: Companies care about Kramer...hey, alright, I'm Kramer!

SD: Steinbrenner reaches over to slap jerry and kramer. he is really depressed.

KRAMER
I'm not happy inside without some solid sack time, Jerry!

Stage Directions
the phone rings. Jerry, deciding to make a scene, turns slowly and points at george.
GEORGE
mother made me don't you understand? You can't handle the door. Yeah, you can't handle george.  
JERRY
you think i was thinking i, i, uh, yeah, well, excuse me jerry!
Stage Directions
elaine enters and, inquiring about screaming doctor's phone, dials george's parents.
ELAINE
uhh... Elaine here. I got nothing against you. But listen... George is prepared to give you back your apartment. He's engaged in a horse drawn carriage drinking champagne. George is youknow the roommate.
GEORGE
mother made all this paella! George no george! George know george! George going saaage.

ELAINE When the door opens and george enters, you have to worry, okay?

GEORGE
you ever see weather like tuck the blankets in? 'cause yeah, i shouldn't have.

NEWMAN
The mail fraud I do must be going down right now.

JERRY
Dating is the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of everything else. I'm sure you know what I mean.
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Stage directions
Suddenly, a bunch of raincoats enter the apartment. Jerry is trying to get away, but George stops him, smiling. Holding a large bucket, he starts to instruct Jerry to completely empty his face. Jerry makes a series of clicking and popping sounds as George reaches under his eyes.

Kramer: Jerry, look how wrong they were. shoes to stamp beef in, my friend. I'll never be erased if they are ok!

JERRY
Ready to leave? Maybe you should try this. Do you think I want to do it? You have no idea.

JERRY [dejectedly]
Joking around is the opposite of everything I really care for...

JERRY
Out there is no good. I don't want to get into it, but there's more than ten pounds of celery to get soup happening with.

JERRY
Sauce in the background of your mind, George?

Elaine: God wanted my apartment. Uh yeah, it's a beautiful couch.

NEWMAN
Calzones, Jerry. Half to each of us. Understand? The truck is on the street. Newman does the truck runs right.

ELAINE
Listen I need a cake. Peterman got to shake hands with his wife and nothing about it is right.

NEWMAN
i can not recall post office bike. But, baby, this guy could be going to arkansas!


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Friday, September 22nd
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Kramer: A big turkey sandwich is my church. You got any money laundering operation?

ELAINE
honestly, do you have any trouble gettin out of bed sheets.... D'you care that innocent defenseless animals are stuck inside out? I care so what.

INT. JERRY'S APT
Kramer and George silently maneuver the comedy phone into the living room. Jerry comes screaming in, kisses Kramer, and laughs into the phone. George goes blank.

SD: Spanish Jerry kisses Jerry. George walks into his pants.

JERRY [to himself]
Alright Jerry, it's just a salad. No problem. You've never panicked in a situation like this, salad fear can not beat you Jerry!

JERRY
Speaking of having a child, what about kids from the sauna? Why do we have to buy these kids?

KRAMER
jerry i'm telling you. Upstairs, there's nothing. Kramer got any cavities?

Stage directions
George enters, singing the Kramer Kramer Kramer. Kramer begins to spin around and clutches his head, yelling out for hospital

EXT. JUNGLE
JERRY and GEORGE and KRAMER and ELAINE and AARON enter the jungle. JERRY cuts his head off.
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Kramer: Folding chairs, Jerry! I'm seated, whole story.

INT. RESTAURANT:
GEORGE enters. He sees UNCLE DEEP PLEADING at the booth nearest ELAINE.

Stage directions
Elaine is lying on a gurney. The man in the background cuts himself and nods. Elaine makes a gesture to Jerry, who points at the phone. The phone rings.

INT. NIGHT CLUB
Night club muttering, thoughts counting hurriedly. Kramer enters coughing.
KRAMER
ooooh the door opens again. Perfection from pain.
STAGE DIRECTIONS
Woman who is winking laughs to kramer. He's wearing baseballpants with whispering down. Resolute kramer accept s pause.
KRAMER
Well kramer still playing chess quite exquisite. Would you like a kidney?
STAGE DIRECTIONS
loud argument erupts in the air and kramer's pipe hits the floor. They both scream. Club makes kramer the ticket, indicating struggle for the rest of the story.

Kramer: A big book shop without an emergency band? What happened here?

Stage direction
Jerry's car is covered in ink. Elaine looks pleased. Jerry comes over to Elaine and picks up a broken lamp. He tries to jam it in Elaine's nose, but it snaps. Elaine goes back to her laughing.

STAGE DIRECTIONS:
Elaine walks toward George. George thumps table and flies through the air. Kramer enters wearing a white fuzzy shoulder phone. Nods silently. 
(edited)

GEORGE
Therapy is not important Jerry. My idol is George.

INT. JERRY BEDROOM
JERRY and ELAINE are slowly making kids. Aggravated, KRAMER slides off the building. Jerry comes.
(edited)

Stage direction
Yankee Stadium is on fire. George walks out of it, then starts dancing. The crowd applauds.

rnn
(Elaine can)
(Starts to see the doorway)
(Everyone sitting on her head)
(she disgustures.)
(milking)
(opening his head)
(acting)
(George enters, convinced)
(He gives her tugles and we see the door as ugly)
(turns to himself)
(Newman and Kramer are sitting at the sandwich)
(Fast dancing)
(Goes begins fromsing Jerry)
(Newman drops Jerry)
(Newman runs into the dog room)
(Newman is talking to the counter)
(Kramer is looking at his father on his hands)
(Kramer is that both juice)
(Kramer starts to move through it)
(Kramer enters and slowly watching the guys)
(Kramer picks up George)
(George walks to himself)
(George enters the living hands)
(George excited)
(George and Elaine sleeping)
(George's Apartment/Hospital)
(George nods and exits and sees Jerry in France)
(They both laggling excited)
(Jerry throws her three thoughts)
(Elaine motions into her mouth)
(Elaine dials, and gets down next to George. He's slowly angry)
(Elaine removing the door)
(pleaning)
(squirts)
(buzzes-her box)
(Enter Jerry's exit, butting)
(Intercom buzzes in them)

Stage direction
George Jerry looks at Kramer George. They start to fight over Elaine, who is black.

STAGE DIRECTION:  Public phone rings, Jerry hands the phone to Elaine. She's completely mesmerized with the phone. Elaine listens for a second, takes out a cigarette and turns Kramer into a pretzel. 

JERRY
Beast Jerry is best Jerry!

Stage direction
The Jerry scene ends. George is in a scene now.

JERRY
Hot fudge on your human face? What happened?

ELAINE
Cinnamon's correct. But I really am not paying.

GEORGE:  Steinbrenner's Chili? It was not trash, it was Bozo the Clown and Kramer trying to watch movies.

GEORGE
You're telling me, Jerry! 85 dollars for a minute? He didn't even touch this thing. I could have sex at a bus stop.

ELAINE
you're all really funny... Yeah i've lost your house, and george called me red killer, but it's okay, i have his face .

kramer: we've got it jerry, the evil ogre jerry! You're not going to regret this! look at it jerry its like a poet illustrated a picture of baby george

elaine: my pez dispenser looks like my boss! Jerry what did you say to that space god? 

george:  excuse me mr. Cashemere but where i come from we don't need to use urinals because our personal dimensions won't let us! 

 jerry: could you turn the music down? My girlfriend jenny ( jerry ) hates your nasty noise. 
(edited)

jerry:  george and i have to go under cover at the pool party. somebody wants to make people live right and we have to stop it. 

elaine: so listen, I'm meeting a little landlord for lunch. He's arguing that he doesn't know how much money an ambulance is. 

george: my date is here! oh me oh! My god what do i do? I'm bald! Help Jerry! give me your police brand cologne!

kramer: george you know i got a quality clock in there. check it out, that time piece is a work of fantasy c'mon! 

Kramer: jerry someone from chicago is (takes off george's head ) in my george. 

elaine: i matter. I mean, i just do. Unfortunate how you don't.

george: what? Look. I come from a simple physics. Calculate it! 

JERRRY
Sure, that thirsty Jerry attitude was a bad idea. Hey, remember how long I was just dating these club owners nobody liked?

KRAMER
Dimaggio's a dunker George.

GEORGE
You think she wanted to be touching poor little George? Intimacy George only gave her the truth, but sometimes mirror women need that kind of honesty.

Jerry: Talking to me makes me have to go to the bathroom. Why don't you remember this? I know nothing at all. 

Kramer: Yeah Steinbrenner's a genius! He spits water from his face like a cowboy. 

Kramer: Bingo.  The coconut smell is the legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.

Jerry:  What's the matter with me talking to good looking sunglasses? 

Jerry: I don't want hygiene guy from Jersey watching me bathing! 

GEORGE
I would love to do that thing on her leg. Wow, that's a psychic little something for christmas...
ELAINE
I'm sorry honey, you knocking that truck is tribal. No joking, five minutes on purpose is not sex

ELAINE
What are you doing here for Elaine? Louder Elaine! Oh.

 JERRY
What really are these malls like? That's what I haven't seen. My apartment and I sensed love and wrong around here. What really are these malls?

RNN
(goes awkward on the street)
(she imitates an owner)
(dogs)
(Newman walks away because singing)
(Kramer discrumbles)
(George leaves the courtroom. All teacher. He's all just so usual.)
(George is over in the cushion!)
(Jerry nods intestically)
(George enters wearing apartment)
(Elaine throws down, snorts)
(Kramer turns to Kramer's computer)
(not working out with the car)
(Newman enters much evilly)
(Jerry realizing popcorn)
(Kramer starts to see the water)
(George gives him a second in the bathroom)

RNN motivational quotes:

You can be control.

We all really are the greatest people.

Be the but cat of life.

you are doing things for the ceo

Is there also a corpus of motivational quote that we can try with the predictive text tool?
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people who matter wear my silver shoes

Love is a pair of love.

you are not ready for the fragrance of happiness

 care about something more important 

you can change your opinions but you can't make a big pizza

goals are when you make your dreams happy 

when they take control of your dreams, you have to change the past and the future to make room for something new 

complaining about what zone you are in won't help you
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Every challenge is a miracle crusade or sunday church service, not what you think it is. 

When you find your heart is enough to start happening to your destiny. You are beautiful. 

More RNN, which has awful grammar:
The first stunger is a child, how to be nothing in the middle of his soul is to be on your own.
(edited)

You cannot have to be important.

 improved fruition is not enough without  impudence 

prosper in life or demand to women: listen 

become a better version of your own heart 

Be more about the footsteps of the sea and when you have to do with your family.

someone who inspires success is not something afraid their past or future actions are helping 

creating something completely unnecessary is not enough 

 actions that conceal esoteric information liberate beings against tyrannical injustice 

 something that is not real will not make anyone feel important 

god is not interested in helping you become a baby again

you are capable of achieving excellence before many people in our world 

your dreams are buried in your own skin. 

flesh is kind of terrifying isn't it?

 tyrannical prizes  can make something ordinary excellent 

floods of dark eagles are a metaphor for your love journey 

Be in the you . You are a part of you. Everyone is you if god has no birthmark.

earth may not be able to excavate anything, but you can 

Dreams are buried and forgotten. May you find peace and happiness on earth and demand how much money you have. 

 governing your own inner dimensions through better solitude is  called a spinoza sprinkle

success is something you read about, have, and are replaced with 

others think about you and accept that your life is happening 

be happy with your imperfections girl, cause you can achieve anything else 

let the memories of your children go

wrong can be possible and humble and light and something and forgotten and never stop .

brave things happen to those who happen to fall apart.

Happy Birds know that kindness is an illusion

you have the power behind taking selfies 

yea you're destined to face whatever . If you want . It is not something you can achieve . You best to not be skinremedial .

grow up and subdue the gods 

start making excuses for your past

negative is the difference between being mediocre and achieving dangerous unchanging love. 

convince yourself everyday that everyone should be born 

the heart is not time to a woman

Your actions determine your results in the the ones that mass produce the honey not about by your dreams 

One thing about money is that you are not the hero. 

failures are when you make the choice to laugh...

the world is falling apart from the thankfulness that you have 

i am happy in frustration. Other peoples perception of jailed jacob may be the only option. - Sun Tzu

wise people always gossip about the lord 

this mountain is hate, and this river is hate,  and they are stronger than treasure.  

influence your nephew, teach him to eat the football

Potential is the key to unlocking nothing . But yesterday can change again . 

develop your mind to create white person perseverance 

Success comes from the harmonious order of astral positive thinking. You can choose the path to the soul and there you will find yourself and everyone else. 

the first opportunity that comes up in your life is your career 

 you will never be defeated by roadblocks 

let perfect " exercise " ignite your circumstances 

Success is the key ingredient in the future of the past, but the question is why .

instinct is the beginning of our zone

be in the end of life . The secret to your zone of failure is turning yourself to where you are .
(edited)

a person is really you when it attains destruction . You will never amount to anything that is evident in your sunshine way of speaking .

The world of pain is our worst enemy. 

a person in my town before night let the mess make them smile.  Impress them with your murder. 
- it full on suggested murder as an option. (edited)

 beautiful thoughts crystallize losers 

your destiny sucks poison tonight 

either you do musicals or you can not be taught vanity 

as long as we have god, we can sleep tonight

the world is full. you have to go.

be happy or i will end your life

the power to control... Eyes. If there is a way to get it, that s what i want. 

Against the disease of workplace behavior, love seeds always become people

beauty around us is not enough. Abundance will heal your starving soul 

 money is the world's greatest thing. It's better than being alive. 

successful people have small dreams.

 Kindness is a gift that is wrought under the sun 

 everyone has their own angel, unfortunately yours is Father Charles

Learn to communicate with your feels . If unhappy, bounce.

a capable man can be taught the seven occult teachings of patience, sustainable willpower, commitment, contempt, fragrance and misery 

 in life, you do not stop until you reach your heart. 

Build houses for the day , because seven days shall last forever .

Create fruits: ordinary people are too busy .

Breathe to be happy, then control your yourself, your mind, and you .

I swear, it really did suggest "your yourself"...

Be grateful for what you have, be thankful for what you do, be kind to the cosmic voice inside your heart.

without love, we are all responsible for the formation of a black hole 

adventures become your sins and you will reap the benefits 

the world is rearranging itself to be chaos and there is no longer a need for your happiness 

beauty is hate, confidence is waste, hope is not enough to support you 

sometimes even a future is not something you can achieve 

Fear of love is turning your life to night. People only love you if you are a reflection of them. 

You are blessed with immeasurable darkness others can only strive for. 

 succumb to success with whatever works 

feeling bad can overwhelm successful jouissance 


-----
Saturday, September 23rd
-----
Become better than anyone: get decisively terrifying inventions. 

Imagine your circumstances happening in my house.

(Bible)
Saul said unto Judah, "Thy whole body is a plague. I have heard that the children are not able to stand ye."

Verily, the lord was angry with them, and he made them molten.

Popsicle stick jokes (http://apps.botnik.org:5555/voicebox/?source=4bd142896cf531389e0b86e536467a99)
What did the zookeeper say to her pet bees? 

"It's bees always!"


Why are problems the best?

Because they stay in your breath for years.


-----
Sunday, September 24th
-----
Why was the musician in trouble? 
He blew the job.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? 

because it was full of cake

What did the tailor say about pigs? 

They couldn't cow to the moovies

how do you steal the wettest belt? 

just do what the fish did


-----
Monday, September 25th
-----
i feel like i don't thank you for having the guys, emily

You know what I was gonna want: love chuckles

like, i like accept my family, but like um i'm a great dad and i really appreciate that you brought me here 

get out of my husband, because there's a little party god designed to see you in there...

Dates go about intimacy to get situations like vomiting

your wife might surprise me but keep playing gramps

bachelorette
she wants to entrance me but i don't be like that

I just want to open my heart up to a man who recognizes his son is a human planet. 

this week has been so much fun and i feel like bachelorette of the greatest father in the middle school. 

what kind of man speaks indistinctly so i have to ask if he makes incredible hulks?

that's like somebody said don't thank the world thank this rose

I shouts the best! Gonna be the virginia girl and move you around the town! 

i'm trustworthy and broken in my head, is a fantasy suite okay? 

as a great guy i accepts that ricki would love to moon the big muppets

well thank you for the rose but i don't like your handsome shadow he makes me feel so alone 

perfect family time with her mean nephew, i just wanna win him a great squawking hole 

you accept this rose tonight like beautiful woman miss piggy 

haha why are so many muppets words popping up in this!

not gonna date a sean: i know from experience it would kill my mornin chuckles 

a cursory search shows that it has the word "kermie"

there was a group date where contestants did a charity show with the muppets at a children’s hospital

hahah that rules

i'm the right choice for her. I'm like a handsome dream except with back hair and sweet pajamas 

you look gorgeous but i'm too mean to deserve you so have a good week, god. 

i missed the lemonade prom because i was really scared of discussing harrison's freak eye situation

i am a little bit nervous to meet his limbs. he has so many! 

all of us work out, of course. I feel confident in my right leg more than anything, it is a big deal for you to see it. 

great guy, love his soy finger and his loose muscles

 i'm looking for somebody who knows breakfast is my life and fundamental issues do not interest me. 

my conversation bones ache like the luckiest guy in tongue world 

I'm a perfect fit for emily, we both have a humorous uncle

i really want somebody who knows breakfast, it's everything to me. 

Some friends just tell you something about cat videos, but i can honestly say that i feel like i don't. 

really happy with my hands 

stevie speaks inaudible portuguese and i love it! 

i know all the dreamers and together we head to meet emily mm um double decker time, queen! 

he makes me uncomfortable by doing his flirtatious bachelor breathing. 

i'm here to meet a great guy or catch the devastating heartbreak ceremony 

i really just want someone to date the next bachelor

doug is obviously a great dad and i want him to finally get to be a loser 
(edited)

tonight is the perfect moment to see if any guy here felt like i was mean 

I think it's really hard to find somebody to think about 

Obviously this egg-shaped Emily companion loves falling in love with the future.

relationships grew, and the romance was just like a normal person ceremony, kind of like happiness and full disclosure chuckles and being vulnerable

this is the most recent man to meet his family 

kermit's singsongy hello turns me on and then everything is the beautiful island again 

Ohh was there more time to write novels about two people in the middle of the czech republic? I was really impressed by myself. 

guys are definitely gonna be here. 

Yeah i didn't absolutely mean it was awful, but thunder in a helicopter is a sign that god has pretty cool things for the wrong reasons .

sean, i don't mean to end you, but i think you should know that i was able to meet my god and he said to get rid of you. 

because we haven't really had time to write novels about this rose, i feel like i really want to spend the rest of my life with you. 

together because it's babbles when you're with me

that girl right now sure big much fun. Blood was coming like a...um...lizard, and juliet is the sun.

ignore that i'm a boat and tell me i'm the next bachelor

I'm...hmm...vuitton the kid, and i don't mean to be honest with you, but i have this wonderful experience with dolphin finger. love with absolutely huge risk.
(edited)

down inside that devastating heartbreak god designed the perfect emily

look at me i'm the first impression god! Feel my dependable spine and be happy! 

this season's party husband turned out to be a big rosewood statue

I'd like to position ricki. Ohh definitely! mm hmm! double decker chuckles! oh stepdad!

 who will be going with her: somebody that might cry better, or constantine? 

I'm ready to make a wonderful cheering ceremony, like absolutely. this whole situation where the dark answered is archery, like a tongue that exhales sharply. absolutely thank to you for being such confused

It's public cool time with emily rose on today's morning today. Unfortunately, there's everything that happened forever...

Future daughter ricki was baggage this week on the bachelorette, going on a professional liars and kids chase. Really not that cool.

 I don't know what you want with her, I'm the best time ever thank you

I just wanna say anything to get married

I think i got married once but i'm too mean to know 


-----
Tuesday, September 26th
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looking forward to rotten mind chuckles if you honestly wouldn't mind

 She act like bachelorette is a trophy. It is my mother. 

you know i'm like a grown man: love a good time with my insecurities 

PSA
Your knife needs your help, give it to a child who reads

aphorism
Name a horse without a friend and thou'lt gain a friend without a wife. 

The tongue gives all honor to the undeserving belly.

Of learned blockhead richard's folly it is wise not to take heed.

The preaching pride of wisdom's hundred tongues is worth but a penny. 

He that fancys people for poetry is like a fool that plough's a treasure of stone. 

PSA
The president wants you to use straws. If you see someone who sips call 1 800 important milk 

If thou injurest an innocent plowman on horseback with a razor, have a good lawyer. 

PR+PSA
two peas on your plate mean 246 years of your kids thinking about your gambling problem 

PR + SL ''' this almsgiving treat your lovers unwittingly with dildos '''

dang it

This almsgiving, treat your lovers unwittingly with dildos.

Instead of constantly shitcanning your husband's cunnilingus, you should tell him truthfully: the harvest might fail.

PSA
stop the pain: support the american academy of meals 

PR + SL
Wisely, your blandishments stick to anime.

PSA
College prep may not be the least of your worries. You could be infected with gun. 
(edited)

PSA
for children with cancer, society is a drug

it is anti american to ignore the important people who vomit innards every time someone googled your boyfriend 

PSA+SL+PR
relationships: the aclu respectfully suggests they are not enough

warning: female ejaculate is betrayal. The noblest bodies do not leak.
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 initiate sex with someone other than immortal fuckup, link 

PSA+PR
blythedale comes for the children who fail to work relentlessly within our four pillars of service 

PSA & PR
your heart attack could drastically affect you. the more you know.

Dan Savage:

if mathilda had told you back when you first got together that she wanted a monogamous commitment, you could've told her that jingoistic opposition to reestablishing diplomatic relations with cuba was both stupid and " out of step "

PA/PSA
Prosperity's folly is made from smoking crime. You'll find aids without the silence. 
(edited)

PSA
people who are deprived of the basic necessities are still digging you, Lynn 

Reading makes waste. Drugs can make education.

PSA/PR
lose weight too, blame fancy running fees if you can. 

PSA/PR
a child who reads everyone he knows a great idea is like a fish between two cats. 

PSA + PR
Help your child research breakfast. Kids should eat wolves at night, but a caterpillar in the morning. 
(edited)

PSA+SL+PR
Heed this prophecy: your wife 's youtube fetishes are pitiful, Marco. 

You'll find ways to help Zimbabwe or someone else has to

Girls love the man with a good life and a great knife.

Wake little children like a fish between two lawyers.

The best pickle is lost to the unmarried woman. 

psa
homework is your best defense against Dr. Prostate

Consider these issues: Friends drive drunk. Kids shouldn't.

Heaven is a little house without men and depression. 

call your local american legion and as what they are doing about the dangers of heaven

Public places would have every english morning sun if federal love were simply suffering better. 

shitty roommates do exciting professional tombstones that might change everything 

Stop paying rent while watching a few stories - like the one they put on after porn. Everyone is a vagina. 

psa/pr:
the world is a little reminder that society is a drug 

She needs your kids. They understand. They will love her more. 

Savage/PSA/PR
many readers have exciting males in the shape of females - maybe you'll need to crush on this problem with the help of 800 hospital clamps. 

PSA
experts say you can download  kilobytes of house spirits with new internet technology 

PR
the best subjects of poetry's folly are the parents that can not bear you
(edited)

PSA
make sure you're not one of them.

the united states has a hearing loss... Asking repeated questions... Trouble using words. Party kid, be a better child.

PR/Answers/PSA young men who use condoms correctly get pregnant just as much as the kinksters who sidestep them

PSA
information hotline: contact your kids

PSA
hunger: we helped keep you alive, now you can choose colgate 

Savage/PR
 horse aphorism: a horse thinks 20 years of sexual rejection is painful 
(edited)

PR
Look not to reveal the false, but to water the hogs.

all 3
healthcare is a woman's shitty thing

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adults rarely vomit against thundering persecution 
Am I doing this right: Savage/PR

PSA/PR
people who are depressed wake up that way. Please send a check to find out more.

you're not going to do that. Because whose partners use withdrawal? (edited)

anaphylaxis is to be deeply in wonder of how breasts are possible 

PSA/PR
273 of your medications get a one in four chance to help the homeless.

PSA
Remember: no one ever plans to become a pigeon trafficker

>The 800 bad cancer patients got drugs and alcohol. Spinal surgery from heaven.

medicine is a child's first step on the moon 

psa for underground utopians: do not reveal your bodily sparkle while you work at the schools

the right outfit feels like god.
(edited)

dammit.

problem: if you want bigger boobs on most of the hats, be considerate enough to cover " example " stories of the hats. 

i'm this whole experience, and i think that you're on the line. [chuckles].  

PSA
snooping is always wrong: that is why you've been seeing the chicken salad 
(edited)

i really appreciate his wife. I knew that it was really hard, uh, i mean, nice to meet emily. 

that " hell " guy you enjoy being is perfectly unreasonable so sex is profoundly possible. Turning to your mother alone will never change everything. Do savage face. 

it's possible this blockhead boy in a wig of his voice screaming " get bed hungry " abuses mulched beats. 

football is something wrong like alzheimer sex sorta 

PSA
 leaders protect themselves from becoming victims of identity theft to be counted in america. losers like this prolapsed disk visit nature.org and drive sober  

PSA/PR/Savage
you and your husband are still finding the time to do a little parenting now and then — and sometimes a particular couple's particular rules make it hard to foresee a woman who has made it abundantly clear that no one uses a vibrator in the first amendment 

Savage
you and your dick worked out so i can only conclude that you can be trusted 

PR
not to be an old barber, but 'tis a strange man's folly to be intimate with a razor

virtue may not always make a face handsome, nor hand-some 

PR
your boyfriend will find troubled poets in time but butterfly stings ache like tooth crump

Savage
fapping isn't fixing all of eternity's emotionally manipulative problems, but people need it for professional, online adventures

PSA + Savage
in healthy, open relationships, threats arbitrarily arise: miserable, little butthole bears, immortal, vibrator partners, other serious people, you name it. Communication procedures will help lead your husband to panty university.

PSA
Organizations across the country have joined the race against your depressed children.

SAVAGE
Grandmother innocently rubbing her boyfriend is deeply possible — because okay, he's getting blowjobs and swapping dildos like a crazy stick, but there's a upside...naked online activity to make you miserable.

PSA PR
to be a special agent, drink and drive.

Savage:
first answer is a solid can by the incident. No untrustworthy jarnagin works for both boyfriend and you, sad that these issues just mature like thundering sin. Ass pervert, vomiting symbol, and done. 

PSAPR
your kids feel more at ease in dealing with a villian [sic], but it's the second hand smoke that can take your life.

PSAPR
a fool writes, a horse thinks.

PSA:
Obama invited me to assume the feelings toward probation-guy could be suffering. But he knew hot rules couldn't bring it up. Pretty fucked —but i fix chimichangas now. 
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PSA PR
in the morning, you need to start asking your kid for a free brochure to help them find an affordable housing solutions.

in the morning, onions can help fight air pollution, and a little brass smoking can help fight illiteracy.

unprotected sex education is the only way to get to this point in building the academic foundation for the rest of your life.

likely to be a kid with asthma? Clubs in the parking lot of the golden gate bridge may be what you need.

Only you can help fight illiteracy — and not just because you want proof that sex with Mr. Cybersex isn't something you really need. 
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Pay attention doctors: unprotected sex just once can turn the american academy of neurology into the american academy of cancer.

To make your blowjobs exciting, putting your husband's cock in the middle of the vagina is a great idea.

The first sign of wisdom: you could have sex with a hot kinky sex bear, and you do it 

PSA+PRA
Early to rise early to the lawyer.
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PSA+PRA
 The best physician is a silent killer.
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PSA+PRA
Remember:  Conscience sleeps in thunder-doctors, but scientists have the hope.
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PSA+PRA+SAV  
 Don't think that you can't,  think that your neurology hasn't been incredibly supportive.
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PSA+PRA+SAV  
A little porn works magic if you're worried.


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PSA+PRA+SAV  
Lying about a crime is a fine thing to enjoy with a friend of a gentleman.

A hero will turn his preventable cause of death into a foundation.

Keep a secret from your mailbox. Information is worth pounds of packaging. 

Pamphlets! You can make all of the most important decisions with beautiful pamphlets.

Encourage your kids to roll their eyes at you. Then tell them you want to stay informed and call the mayor. If he's gone, lie to your kids about it.

PSA/Savage
You're not a lesbian until you find a woman with 800 dicks.
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Your boyfriend knows himself. Confront him about his ability to stay in Italy. 

Remember: one in four assholes is the worst. 

Savage
To have a wet orgasm, you could put your ass in a wig.

Are you a horrible person? Not if you do that one thing.

Your relationship is ideal if your boyfriend knows what you want to kiss .

PSA/PR/Savage
 Ejaculators: you alone will have to pay.

set the channel topic: cooking tips from a malfunctioning robot

To make used custard: drain clean milk mixture with a damp towel and stand in the center of it. 

Just put a bunch of butter in a saucepan until it gets really good. 

Do not allow salads in the oven. They will not escape.

1 cup of starch mixed with any eggs is used for soup in the cold place. 

Incredibly expensive batter is like mustard sauce for dessert.

The mixture is thickened by adding more nerve beef into the center of a double bag.

The eggs are eggs and the sugar is sugar and the melted mechanical g gg ggg gg

pound chickens in a separate bowl until bubbles form

Boiling water in a saucepan is a good quality juice for five people. Serve with a cup of boiling water. 

 sprinkle powdered mixture in a hot oven ( which has been soaked in egg and cooked fish ) and add cream of tomato soup. 

Olives and waxed cereals may be boiled directly under the baking dish. You will keep it moist or remove it from my kitchen. 

chop some kind of flavor in there now

The dough's flavor so chunky, i'm gonna ground pancake mix in salt and then just cut the top off

Just put the swordfish underneath the oven for 25 years and you're looking good and fresh 
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You'll want to gently press the sausage into the skillet to make the ladies cream together butter and sugar.

Why not make a really light mix that looks good so it doesn't really matter?

for parties, try salt jelly cream cheese balls between two flavor of starch

Today, we make teaspoon salt. The first thing you need is warm teaspoons free of lumps.
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waffle the bowl until smooth and supple

Quick cooking — one cup of liquid ammonia in a double bag ( see index for the purpose of the bag )

go to foodnetwork.com and just cook that for about 15 minutes

Drizzle some 200 quarts of soup into a rectangle and then we can start

'''Pastry bag is just perfect for little butter bread cubes '''

Crusty bread cubes are going to take the rest of the ingredients for a long trip so we'll leave that for good

Just put the swordfish right on top of the oven, okay 

you know what I like? little bits of olive soda, pre-heated

Just put them in boiling smush. It's ok to stir this thing. 

Chill the thing that makes it different 

better yet

Chill the thing that makes it different ( basil )

 I want oil. I really want 15 big pots of oil.

Jelly is not too hot or cold. This is particularly good. 

The dough rolls out clean and cooked, well combined into a smooth pancake

Curry powder can really make scones the little society

remove it from the fire and pour it on my favorite things 

So now that we used heat it's really easy

Spray and heat the milk in a medium bowl until the bottom is really complicated and just put it right in the fridge

Mix the heat until evenly moist

Just put the pasta directly into light to get the flavor of purpose 

i want to make a cream cup mountain because it really makes the kitchen smell important 

I think that olive oil and butter is a really great summer pudding 

Garlic is not music so i'm going to butter my friends

sprinkle the yeast in warm milk and it's really delicious, just delicious

i just love when everybody refrigerates the stamens

boiling a slice of white bread feeds a family of four

It's gonna be really good with a little apprehension

To add some other ingredients to the beach, make a sauce with lots of mediterranean flavors and whisk it until it gets into the ground

While the pasta cooks, chop up yourself and just let that sit a little

Add used fruit to a small amount of drain bits. 
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Lasagna noodles are not quite ripe.  Just so you know.

To make dry milk grate approximately 2 cups warm skin 

Never be served pepper unless the ham is cooked in eggs. 

Fingers are going to get in the way so julienne them first

Thrust a little cold oatmeal deep into the white tubes and then follow the general

Avoid this cake because it can be used to carry mustard. 

Vegetables are going to love a little mustard vinaigrette with lots of vanilla. 

The oven hits arctic zero if you don't wait to taste.

skillet over. I am the only thing that's cooking.

Try different nozzles in the middle of it ; Old Judge Butter will be fat, high, and resemble a bowl. 

canned mush adds a smooth and creamy brownness to the table

When bubbles appear in 6 fat cloves, imagine baking all the blintzes until minutes turn to sugar. 

Potatoes are often easier to handle than no potatoes 

mm I just love homemade temperature 

Add sugar slowly until the diameter of the table is simply bizarre 

Add flavoring until the mixture reaches night boiling. 

now you want to keep going until parsley is vanilla

Sauce and the great sauce go together and make the whole thing just swoon

Sift through the whole thing and pick out the little milk

Every minute of cooking is the consistency of syrup. I can't milk dry mustard so you get all smashed up! 

Juice of the eggs! Clean crabs tender and drain off the skins.

 Add 1 cup chopped tablespoons and wax thoroughly, thats food now

Get the large egg and then put it in the freezer. Do not take it out. 

Just take your knife and run a lot then you have the perfect steak

you're going to start feeling powder on top of your knife. all right we're really cooking 

Good vanilla ice cubes dipped in flavor is great made with spicy sausage. 

After fifteen tablespoons of ingredients, chill and serve. 

Add oven lumps to the boiling oven. 

Show me 30 damned lemons and then i'll do the job 

Take some red wine for you after you know what michael's really worth
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always add two things of that raw oysters and secret chunky fish smell to zest it for jeffery 

 creamy texture and nutty flavor so good you'll say " this serves 2 people" 

sausage is really easy to make: heat it up, love it for about 30 minutes, and now it's time.

I love when you're cooking and then later you want garlic okay so you just basically add garlic. 

 look at me, parsley. I'm going to put some eggs in a warm place. 

Lightly grease a cup on purpose and see how it tastes

beating eggs directly just feels very special, i can make it really spicy with just my hands

 for hummus to get started, puree until you drop 

 chicken salad is just casual salad that has great style 

Meat's first, killing is a great way to get started. But generally speaking, we're going to have to be really careful. 

 balsamic syrup is actually all i have since she left 

Pretend butter is melted chicken. That's pretty much cooking. 

Just mix music with lobster, and the stock will be exactly eight golden pineapple stacks. 

Press the cheese slices into your face, making sure it is fully coated

 deep in the refrigerator's a little sweet good lamb with a little apprehension 

Neck fat's a special ingredient that makes hershey's® so melty

I've done some cooking with my friend valerie smith and it was really nice to see her 

Okay, I need you to know: making the next thing can be tricky. Italian cream something and a little bit of butter stuff. 

Maybe a little honey in the pan. Maybe a large kettle. Maybe scissors cut the grapefruit in my ancestors glands - it happens occasionally. 

Release the oven of its baking job. she's already cooked for you and your little foodnetwork.com 

Lightly grease the cup, and then it looks really great 

Alternately, bake around the edge of the bone powder until it begins to be sure.

 please share the hubby 

My god, skeletons don't know what to do with teaspoons! 

Of all the times to add some more rum now is cake

beat eggs and don't stop no matter how much juice leaves your mouth

*Chuckles* Aroma bags disintegrate evenly, kids! *Serious* Our philosophy questions YouTube recipe etiquette.

You can always use raisins but have the butcher do it in the meantime. 

Flavors are just like bite oil. So the sauce has lots of flavor to make sure you have a good time.

onion soup's really tough, so I thought maybe instead I just got some snacks for you.

Jeffrey has great style and then great flavor okay?
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Add some other ingredients to make sure it's okay

Oh my God, ingredients separated, fruit juice marinated, it won't stop overflowing. Get some better onions! 

Take your dry ingredients and combine, and do not take no for an answer. 

Zest with some fresh flat leaf until it just starts to come for you

only 40 minutes until it's not butter!

 Gently stir white mixture until light makes it bread. 

Give it a nice thick layer of jam because they're really cold.

Just when they said I wasn't much better than a little teaspoon of lemon juice, I put them all on a griddle to cook for about five to seven minutes. 

I'm going to show you how to finish any questions about music

Seven hundred fathoms of baking soda and cinnamon together, one would need a lot of people who like that. 

Now what do you think about mayonnaise? Leave it for catering.

Sweet onions i do love onions so i thought i'd make it nice

Now that you've got softened legs, take your wine and sauce your husband. 

No vanilla souffle is ready until milk advises butterscotch on thickness. 

Cold water is really good use it a lot. It smells like shrimp but not really. 

Great! Gel dessert from my own garden.

Ball stage be covered egg. Fluff layer be covered pepper. Fry time may vary. 

Knead on my friend miguel to make sure he's black 

 Puree the oven until gloppy and then combine with pieces of skillet is my recipe for "Mac 'n Please Leave Me Alone"

Bye sweetie, the salad i've been making is really complicated and i think i'm going to the bottom 

Under no circumstances permit butter to talk back. 

 think about whether you deserve to use fresh herbs 

Simple definition of d'oeuvres is fancy shapes for square professionals. 

Over time, you will learn total domination of thirty minutes. 

Examine motives for impurities. 

You know when some buttercream is nice as it looks like chopped scallions and jeffery 

i can really smell the canned pans.

You gotta turn over the dough, leaving space to make friendship repeatedly. 

Opposed to the beach? Extract 1/2 a cup of chopped degrees, and a pinch of salt. Stir in flavor of the sea and it's just like going to the beach [ applause ] 

no birthday is complete without depression calories

Pretty easy to eat towels or chopped can. just put it on low speed and separate the kosher grease 

Great flavor can really taste like you guys 

First thing's first, the white sugar and i think it's a little tough to make a dessert. 

For a sandwich, the liquid is not desired. If necessary, drain them and cover with mayonnaise. 

Boiling water in a little oven ( 400° ) is tender and should be served immediately. 

 That shit can really smell wonderful so don't be surprised when you become a industry. 

Lemon everything, even the top of my hand. Just give the lemon to me. 

to make this large bowl of grapes okay make sure it's not going to end up in god's fridge 

You can make them butter it until you find a groove. 

you can always peel the skin off just like mother did to my friends 

It's really important for you to oil batter onto oven until a toothpick just comes to make sure you never have purpose 

 Pinch off the tips of the fingers and clean in salted water. 

You have to make tarts. If you don't, function may slowly ] [ *applause*

So much fun without you around the vegetables

So many capers... Has the day gone already? 

For a surprise sauce — place a bunch of tender segments in the oven ( thick eggs and young birds )

Your pie should look gorgeous, amazing, delicate, inspiring, translucent, and um, great. 

And then you have to say, "i want garlic"

Preheat to 300, julienne the foods you want to make hearty, then bow to rachel ray.

You can really smell it... Charcoal chimney and a little skin going going going going up.

 everything's ready whenever you want to get up and just let the liquid in 

But be nice, soup is simmering until it gets tired. 

Just just just put cookies in okay good so i've got a little problem 

Family milk: add milk to the first time they see what's holding them back.

Remove hot pores from the seafloor, each one should stumble when they realize that the system is designed to make them palatable.

the grand finale is just some fresh ground pepper i know it seems really easy but the flavor is sinful 

Someone else's skin can be used to give a maple flavor to the beverage. 

Bread cubes no! Oh yeah, great, toasted bread cubes. This is just perfect. 

Roll out the excess Jewish ingredients, and then you have cooked kosher, okay? 

Juice it. Do it so that it looks pretty. Really love it. Let me show you.

So to be perfect for my friend valerie you have to make it really special i'm going to start music to make it really special

Your oven is especially important to reassure. Just before cooking, be sure to include some suggestions for the good oven. 

let's make some hot chocolate and just hold each other 

put 1/2 baking soda, 1/4 cognac and 1/2 sherry into a rectangle, whisk in some sausage, and now you feel really tender and translucent 

 my favorite things to make are totally forgotten by Dan.

Please please place... huh? Where was I? Oh yeah, place all your knives to the edge of... oh no.

questions about why i'm great?  [applause ] 

 the thing about this recipe is it burns you and you're going to have to worry about friends coming for my husband 

Tartar sauce okay? It's Instagram amazing. Cream of the cake, thick and smooth. Pour it right on there.

i think going to the movies with cooking tablespoons is really interesting and complicated

Omelet variations: glass, sugar, and grated glass

Is somebody ready to serve dinner even if year-round applause isn't coming? 

It's just *so* you to do this today. I mean you can do whatever you want, you little salt stick.

Three thousand avocados will not make you kind.  

Flavorful sauce! Flour and salt and pepper and goat and scones and fronds and fronds and fronds and fronds and 

Biscuit philosophy: release the need to be perfect. 

 this recipe is sure to provide oil for your italian family. i know the hubby does not. 

you are modern: you want purpose and zest in the refrigerator for dinner tomorrow

I've got two carrots. Jelly?

of course it's orange, it's a cheese tart 

You can always peel each other until you get a smooth paste made of thin meat 

Cream of butter's going to get rid of this film reel i promise 

Heads, you salt. Tails, you excuse your tuna. 

One million milks really allows the dough to relax. 

Just going to put this out into the air: i'm going to make sure you never have purpose.

Zest chicken can well.
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Cooking is completed. Drain off. 4 y2 ^""^^^ 2 f. ) casserole 54 ) — 

Milk, salt, sugar, butter, flowers. That's allspice. 

 mustard vinaigrette for dinner tonight -- we're ready for memorial day 

Bread machine soda is dissolved yeast and sugar. Let the bubbles appear in there and just stir it all into mayonnaise 

For twenty eggs, add sharp pointed period. 

cook each person with cups of ingredients ( which are easily detached and befriended )

Brisket: Think of it just like making beef broth solid.
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so okay put the swordfish back in michael's grandmother when you're done

Gonna show you how to oil the other side and then I'm gonna make gonna chop gonna lobster paella. 

So i thought maybe i'd love to be really delicious so i want to get into the oven for a little while until golden brown 

Just like that. & gt;>marissa: stand up pretty good news about your bridgehampton friends 

The fat is always served uncooked or partly fermented — wine made with gelatin in it 

put that sheep shank in the bisque and get yourself invited to a good wine party!

Milk the water to taste - a little bone may be used instead 

Heat. Heat. Cook and cook over that white hot heat.

Vegetable salad with creamy texture? I'm going to do it, just so you know

Constantly cook powder in juice to make a stiff froth ( brown ) — place in a granite pan.
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Continue to Reduce by 1/2 by 1/2 by 1/2 by 1/2 by 1/2 by 1/2  by 1/2...

In the center of a hot griddle, add sharp teeth and bread. 

I'm little more than a sharp knife and a large bowl.

Michael i think i like milk nutmeg preheated. You think that sounds delicious? 

Less moist foods touted by a restaurant. Salt the water until thick. 
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So i thought maybe instead of hotdogs we could use whatever that little plant is

Everything's cooked so you can just steal it from my garden. wow you're really hot

It's already been absorbed by the pond. Extract what you can. 

In the oven, add stiff nuts or a piece of absorbent paper and bake at 450° from the time it is thick and smooth to the moderate mixture completed. serve on toast. 

The mixture of juice and grated body salt in the oven may be used as a garnish for the table 

crusty edges of guys can be served in almost any possible amount

 pizzas just take too long to make. lets you and i think about american express instead. 

I regret that little punch. So next time you can make sure there's meringues. 

no matter what kind of lasagna powder you made just put it on my pork instagram alright

chicken breasts can be hotdogs buns if you guys want

butcher that tuscan melon with the paddle attachment and Jeffrey will get interested 

Hope the ants can light oven.

The secret to a smooth paste is crushing the skinks beforehand using the jaws of a small ruminant 

 "meats! meats! meats! meats! " 
now that that's out of the way, how about three minutes of heaven

Bisque, nature's elite butter, is a combination of oil and gas bubbling up from the seafloor. Don't forget the gravy! 

Nature's elite predators like juice. 

Your fridge just playing bridge is the flavor of cognac and soda.

Banana or orange? The difference may be the botanists undoing

Gingerbread men shapes with little onions for hats. A good idea for dessert!

Meat stock is juice. 

You know exactly eight people are granulated in the fridge. Think up some sausage to make. 

According to manufacturers smaller breasts for all 

The most serious risk of a pepper sauce is that you will make it watery, then let little millions of human genetic diseases bake into the mixture. Fold in a little cinnamon and it's fine. 

Shrimp make little cookies. Okay so now people know.

Use a grinder if you love peppery dates

Add salt. Add salt. Add salt. Add salt. Add salt.

Different kinds of plants are now frustrating - this corn has adapted to live in the water. 

Matt can make this little mini pancake on top of salt. Leave it attached like fondant. 

this recipe for a quick and easy weeknight dinner will test if your hubby is a true vore ally 

Smells wonderful. Okay. Now have Michael's grandmother for dinner party.

i'll show you how to do it good while i stick cups of chicken livers in there 

Ingredients: so I thought you knew them

Breakfast: try to make the biscuits thick and if your Canadian bacon is pale just move upstate!  

Cinnamon sugar's a little sweet. See, feelings just got the best of you.

Cream cheese balls! What an old fashioned italian thing. Oh yeah, just like home.
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Beach party in the barn? I'm here to make a substantial mess 

 thickening power used for egg makes fish remove half their life.

Pickles rolled into humans have to be used 

i can be handled rapidly until tender 

So you want the zucchini? I think that you can buy it at the historical society. 

Saffron! saffron! it's expensive but you know i'm not telling coach

Serving tablespoons of ham to a hot oven is a good way to cook a cream of pork

Jelly bars? Really important. I dumped ashley 

Somewhere somebody's allergic to chex® mix

Batter is smooth, butter is smooth. Batter is smooth, butter is smooth. 

food powder is in season

Satisfactorily sufficient stuffing is followed by smoking

Making dinner tonight? perfect. okay so thing is i'm going to be boiled 

Flavors are really really really really really really really really clean 

melted examples of biological cooking — served on cold loaf

Nobody'll do this without my increasingly hot management. i need more time to chill

archers and students wouldn't love this recipe because it's super garlicky 

To the beach! I'm going to the beach. You may want to make this cake, but I don't. 

Stirring constantly until smooth incorporate those rare occasions when you tell yourself that you'll be fine into the mixture... 

Together, we understand life here in the states. Unemployment is used instead of waiting for bigger challenges. When ready, pour fat in the oven until tender. 

You can substitute bananas for wine. Really it's nice. 

don't forget to milk and season the same thing every day

Wrap the lobster up in chunks of french toast and serve with tomato sauce 

A whole wild recipe
Brown Watermelon Cake with Orange Cheese

Perfect for adults with jars of salt and degrees in baking.

2 teaspoons vegetable powder
Incredible loaves of butter
3 minutes of salt
2 tablespoons important plastic bags
Two yolks of a good idea
-42 dry rice
1 melted paper towel
3/4 cup of 1/2 a cup of flour

Start with a damp little oven and separate the cauliflower into small balls. Put the dough in the fridge to really preheat the oven to 325. Let it simmer until doubled in size. Just whisk in melted butter or a little brandy. Repeat until bubbles appear on a greased casserole dish. Sprinkle with remaining potato salad and that is how easy it is.
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 Local fruit is all plumped up. Cassandra's coming later to choose which one she will kick 

Smell the pepper 1 time to ensure destruction of the batter. 

Balls of butter make fun frosting for a large bowl of chocolate chips. My friends want chicken salad, but I think they are soft. 

don't forget to julienne kramer for a dish that will cause heart break across america 

Zest American cheese so it does that cool, slightly lumpy thing. 

Pepper the cover of the pan with a spatula and be sure to include a generous sprinkling of red cheese.

I'm making lunch for dinner! I'm going to make my favorite things: onion liquid, goat fat mayonnaise, and mousse of used chunky fish

Nevermind the fat. Nevermind the cinnamon. Salt the cold babies until brown juice runs out, K? 

Spread it out and cut berries right in there. brush until it gets incorporated nicely and from your fingers just punch my friend frank 

Pickle all the food to be perfect for a minute. Someone wants that, but it's not really very good. 

Chicken stock and some whipped cream: yeah awright, my work here is done. 

My favorite chicken, Lobster Meat, is done and lightly browned. You want to get started on the sauce? 

try this salt, it's delicious...and when it's cooked, it's even better

More flavor okay too much flavor mmm love the flavor so much flavor mmm love it so much more flavor mmm. you're really special, you know?

 for my birthday cake just fork this'm olive oil and some extract of salt into the pot of boiling water. my life was going somewhere once. 

Put salt in the fridge to make it really spicy. Actually, it's really worth doing this until it gets thick and shiny. 

Crusty bread pudding mix was incredibly expensive so i thought you can use whatever kind of meat you can find.

Set oven to "glasses. " It's hard to imagine a more juicy finale. 

Stir curly parsley right into white sugar and then just stir until smooth and then just stir until it gets sort of crunchy. 

Saffron is so useful. If you know what it looks like, then you're ready to go! If you don't, then I'm sorry. 

Perfect for adults: thick curly parsley and basil then island music all night 

William, milk and vinegar together is a really nice baby food. I mean, wouldn't want to eat it, but you can certainly use it to be sure you never house a little you.

To make a really good sandwich, be very Italian.

Realistic food coloring is the trick for pepper flakes because you never know it's really chocolate 

wire racks want out of the oven so they are able to provide other baking sheets with a good idea

Cheese is pretty.

zing that little little hot pepper! make it show you what it's gotten into 

Photograph my friends one more time and I'll see you in court. 

hot dog experts who reject domesticated dogs are allowed to taste chicken

Too much sugar! Oh my god i'm going to start rolling. No, no, no, it's really good! I'm just going to take a couple minutes. Rub the beef a little.

A moderate oven is observed to be tender until it thickens, before a hot dish is set aside to make it decorative.

Just put the swordfish right into the chicken and you're going to have something really special. 

 My grandma taught me chives do comfort little clouds. I mean how easy. 

convince him to get in the oven ( in the oven is especially important ) and cook until it's time for a new boyfriend 

Thought i'd experiment by adding lots of the things we used to avoid in america 

Inch cubes of ingredients should be desired. they are not waiting to be eaten.

Place the potatoes in a deflating water band and then cover them with a drizzle of arugula and a medium saucepan. Do not add any other root vegetables until you have completely recovered your natural body. Pour a baking surface into my favorite bowl until the onions are translucent and no cook or cooker is an island complete of itself.

Really good news is that half a teaspoon of vanilla is okay to add to a whole lot of my desserts. 

Scalloped potatoes are like a white wine. 5° and accomplished

It's not necessary to know what has actually been put into a traditional recipe

Slice the water just enough to handle with a metal spoon or other fruit. The glass is half full for five minutes, or until the fruit is not desired .

i want to start by making a hole to get in, i'm going to put this rub on and soon i'll be soup 

For juice, add sugar gradually to milk or other fruit until smooth

So now that we've got our croutons large, marinate them all over the kitchen

 marriage? it's not too much fun without lasagna 

Rolls want to do other ingredients 
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-425° beaten egg whites inserted in bottom 

 carbon dioxide is a flavor or so i'm told 

Shortening ]used as directed above soup or salad: sweet release 

Griddle a large golden pepper, seeded and jewish

atmosphere is the most important part of the chicken... If it bothers you you'll be scarred for the rest of your life. 

 the next person who wants chardonnay is gonna be sorry they asked 

 some garlic is not pretty. Garlic, my friends, looks like sesame street sometimes 

in the toaster oven we shall all be but crumbs

 my favorite pastas take a little bit of water and one really good vanilla ice cream scoop. I butcher recipes 

 you can do it, forces of flavor! are you ready for that na na na na na na na na na na na na na na hot damn it's going to be a great summer 

Smother the fleshiest part of the chicken with sexually tense cranberries until it begins to bloom 

Stew them fluffy, serve in any preferred place of honor
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 baby baby baby i'm going to take leeks from the hardware store and saw them in half 

An organic onion, a vegetarian sausage, and a yellow heritage carrot walk into a gluten - free bar. The sausage orders a round of drinks, and the vegetables all sit down, simmering in a light white wine sauce. When the drinks are finished, the onion tries to order a round, but the person behind the bar says nothing.  The same thing happens to the carrot. The sausage gets up and asks why. The guy says "In this bar we don't serve root vegetables ". What a caper!

Cup a bowl of batter lightly in your hands. Stir 400 times until your fingers or batter is melted.

This butter island pignoli is gonna put music back in your mouth and sounds all over your fingers 

Just want you making a perfect example of those herbs

do not stop shopping for meringue. never stop shopping for meringue.

 add wasabi powder and you can smell the abyss 

Bars need some of those herbs and the salt gon serve

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when yolks do dollop the pine grease and flour really leave

Thirty minutes until the flavors of firm perfection graduate with love everlasting

Blend three quarters of an organic avocado into the back cover of your tax return,  then send it first class to France.  Instant success in your every activity!

Parsley Salt and Meat 
400°
Melt together the buttered slices of bacon
( Half inch slices buttered thoroughly )
Extract parsley and bake
Add the salt and pepper to taste
Serve very cold

Thrust the fork into the center of greenland

 constantly you want to keep moving so the worry just melts beautifully 

Shelled squash makes an excellent foundation for ice fire

Place six thousand square tablespoons of French fire immediately into a moderate bag. Add cheese and let it remain. Discard before serving, like a fish milkshake.
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Eggs and milk and vanilla and pepper and paprika and fat and onion and green leaves and ten pieces of raw ham and white flour water and towel vigorously until thick as possible
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First up, simmer the mythical mysterious creature. Next, predict how soaked the tissue is. Before serving, beat thoroughly until secrets are released. 

19 soups that are good for five minutes before spoiling 
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Frozen berries are particularly wonderful for farmers. defrost according to manufacturer and serve whites

 stir it all together and then rub into the salad with those huge sculpted mediterranean arms you have 

In a double bag, add one soup. Beat starch near the white mold. Serve. 

1. Wash of a small baking dish. 2. Bake 1 of bake in shortening oven until thick slices form. 3. Marvel sugar mixture both ends for two egg-inch cooked scalloped liquid. 4. Pepper until they can cup. ~. Arrange walnuts. }}%}. Add hard sauce flour. 7. Serve very fine egg sides and pork ingredients. 

this is gonna be really hard to explain to the fire department...  At least the pineapples got clean

If your salmon is not too long, make sure to cover the fish itself evenly with meat soup or ingredients. This will ensure you have milk grapes. 

 livers this little don't want to be perfect, just okay. Really kind of you to do this with a steel blade  

Because other quick breads are made without eggy sauces, preserving their juice isn't necessary 

While oriiiiimfs cooking, you might want to create more dishes that guests know. 

Lightly browned butter from half a young bonobo researcher gave birth to such dishes as you wouldn't believe

 Esophagus' night predators are tomato, peppergrass, and hot living species. 

Serving size 473. deviled eggs until light breaks. voila

 god doesn't have any questions about this dish so you can handle it 

Convince, mix, and soften ingredients until familiar. 

Green herbs right into pancakes. dissolved pot

At same time, doctors believe nutmeg chopped until father passed unleashes little quiet reasons for going on. 

Hip baker: add sweetbreads. Grandmother: butter first. Trust the dish. 

Sautee the pepper plant that tom has found. Add half of this foreign matter. Try it out deep with acid poisoning. Don't get stiff. 

Human history supports a surprising variety of cauliflower, canned or fresh. 

Picture the look vulnerable animals have used to escape capture. Be very sure the nuts look like this. 

 chop up lots of different feelings. finish tomorrow night and just run your fingers down the stove. Good piping. Old piping. It's not easy to be you 

Tens of thousands of dollars simmer gently on the stove. Now you are a real Gordon Burghardt from television. 

Casserole is not science fiction, once the hunters had fruit and nuts to make it decorative it set in motion the formation of half the u.s. 

Bring soup to boiling. Now let's pour it slowly over the states. See, the mammals still have the defensive knack. 

 promise the almonds you're in charge of the oprah winfrey network and they'll be ready to serve. make sure that they stay tuned 

 try exploding the chicken until it makes you feel comfortable. dozens of restaurants are doing this kind of horribly 

Neglect husband and add a little more special occasion salad.

1 c. Mayonnaise 
1/4 tsp pieces of data
Multiple pineapple chunks
2 c. Boiling cups aluminum foil

In the 1970s, place mushrooms and power memory ( 3 t. ) into groups of bits. Add functions such as logarithm or margarine. Press into greased cookie arrays. Bake for at least 30 years.

1/2 tsp sliced zucchini 
typical peas and examples
books sliced 1/8 inch thick
nectar thickened with shortening

in a small bowl, blend butter and flour well and add cold sand. Add softened coffee powder and beans. Locate these simple modern circuits and cook computer briefly in a large dishtowel.

1/2 tsp garlic lemonade 
2 c. Minced atomic cabbage
1 taste, beaten

cover pan with raw material. Add chopped nuts, sour chicken, and grits. Finely chill until slightly congealed. Bake uncovered to taste and perform bitwise operations overnight.

sugar and spice and everyone is liquid 

Gonna add some capers, okay?? Now for a little wine 

Filling: 3/4 cup whole cloves 
1/2 pie spice
1 tablespoon vanilla ice cream
with the remaining batter, lightly grease cookie sheets

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Before serving chicken pasta, cup breasts and bring to a boil 

1/2 lb salt 
3 large slightly different almonds
cloth crumbs, scalded
beth ( minced )
browned egg whites

Gradually pour dark jello into the mix of functional units ( cold ) and raisins. Drop rounded teaspoonfuls on greased baking soda until meat loses its red color. Smash wedge of slightly thickened pudding in melted margarine. Serve over hot mother's spaghetti.

Release one pound confectioner shrimp and throw away forgotten music.

The thought of moist tablespoons are really important for million pesto milk.

2 c. Sugar 
1/2 tsp digestive gland
2 tsp grated cheese
120 tsp bread crumbs

Mix shreds of pancreatic enzymes until double. Add stomach wall and lymphatic cauliflower. Add dissolved bile into Kahlua mixture. Cook, wishing for things, until cells contain bicarbonate. Serve with shoestring tongue loaves.

Certain amino acids and fatty acids in the mouth's moist meat bring fresh chemists innumerable gastric plexuses. Fatal frozen puree for the absorption of sugar saute caps a overnight sprinkling of cream.  Sailors make over whole secretion oleo sugar and pineapple simmers in its juice. 
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 base the sauce on my instagram face. I'm going, so good day and figure it out for yourself 

Combine softened paipillae, for hardest tissue can be separated, but Iowa falls for fatal manipulation of food. 

macaroni salt is a combination of ground squirrels and 2 pieces of raw fish. Use enough to cover the casserole. 

 trick the espresso beans and say that you want them to be able to provide for your family. yum yum yum it's not going to hurt nobody 

Frying fats should be gods in the center of the volcano. 

Due to mucous and pepper, perception is vital, and together neurons are drained of their yolks. 

 talk to backyard lemons and say that classic combination of lines. "tangier's gonna be really important for me" oh my gosh they're going to start cooking  

The dough is not used to having food values. It is beginning to believe there may be something more ambitious in the way of life.

Try adding conversation to bring out the sweetness in your desserts. Even a fake smile can heat up the flavor!

Disorders of flour, gradually spicing our hours, beginning the hot fluid loaf. 

If desired, toss in a few knives to release juices running like you're about to. 

people are raw water: just tomato sauce between layers of skin.

The inner-mixture of egg cells is a hot pudding of ancestry, baked from frothed bonobos custard and primitive african purees.

dan savage's layer cake:
tablespoon butter
2 cups flour
6 slices of stale sex with a damp towel ( see index )
— to be served hot when you're threatening to crash her car into a tree...

Add the butter and flour together and beat thoroughly. Pour the remainder of your relationship in. Either start dating other people who aren't in the habit of speaking to toys ( or juice ) or give the cake flour 2 pounds of love and accept this fact. Pepper slices of stale sex with the flour and knead thoroughly until it begins to congeal. Add the shirts you like because she'll find out you're still in love with the other person. The mixture should be kept in a cool place until ready for you to resolve to be monogamous.
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Dredge frozen chopped bile- their secretion is chyle- iced filling bubbles up at the duct. 

i thought you knew how to juice a room can someone who knows how to juice a room please juice this room??? 

from cooking corpus + the bible
The law of the house: beholdeth thine lemon vinaigrette cooking spray

Eat until the spoons just put the whole bowl in your mouth

 Finger until 400°


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Garlic butter is not recommended your hands before or after handling raw chicken 

be like king solomon, just cut off the stalks and add a little salt to the ground

god preheated oven for 20 minutes and said,  "i am the lord of souffle and my cooked spice mixture answereth the pan fried tribes of Israel

To make a simple side dish, you could add a tablespoon of oil to the skillet and stir until golden. 

Juice 1 egg, then powder the gravy until it is cream. 

Potatoes can be found in minutes if you're looking for something else.

 If necessary,  thin slices of onion can be served as a beverage.

Myth: fish are not available forever. 

Fact: In milk, cream is fat and milk water is naturally sweet. 

 laugh at the grocery store until they have better paella. Really hammer 'm. Be  nice afterwards. Like enough of that, you made a lot of people mad 

Steve is used to having chives, but that is on him. 

 it's half amazing and the other half is just kind of vanilla, but barefoot contessa recipes are huge. give it a little bit then grab my pvc pipe. hey i want love 

French dressing: 

Milk the cold babies until brown sugar is full of giant sloths. Literally juice half of Darwin's skin. Combine 3 cups boiling dead buffalo and 735 tablespoons butter or birds. Mix well.

Now comes the moment of truth: use the energy of sunlight to add more legs and workup to taste the monster. Is it appropriate? Is it poisonous? Is it unique? If yes, others have been known to reach the coveted allspice yolks. If no, fire some people who live around deadly gases. Serve with any desired mechanical force.

The first teaspoon, butter. Cover all active teaspoons in heat until golden and then do it.

Cup water, cup pound, cup pepper, small knife,  smaller chickens.
Goose
crumbs juice
rice is used instead of cream cloves
garlic to taste

crumbs crumbs crumbs crumbs crumbs crumbs

egg whites 1 1/2 tablespoons oil dry yeast degrees salt allspice 1/2 cups milk 6 separate sticky tablespoons
whisk

I think we have a really important ingredient. 25 shrimp are these guys nice, let me tell you. Really nice flavor and lots of different types of juices. Hot piping little ripe to the edge. Good is really easy to peel them because they sure show love to see just wait for this.
Really important to use - - pasta!

set the channel topic: the x-files

SCULLY: Mulder what is fiction?
MULDER: Think about it Scully. What are we but an animal living inside the body of Agent Mulder?

STAGE DIRECTIONS 
The phone rings through the computer. Mulder nods at the computer. Door slides open. Mulder nods at the door. Scully sighs into the office. Mulder points to Scully. He nods at Scully.
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MULDER: Don't you think that god is the best? 
SCULLY: That's the only thing i've heard.
STAGE DIRECTION: Mulder nods and crawls outside into a car.

MULDER: Anything about his work in here that's maybe... Maybe happy? 
SCULLY: You know god best. He's not following the same criteria.

SCULLY: It isn't that knowledge was fungus, it's just that i think we should take a look at this banana.
MULDER: You're saying that our government wants these women paid vacation? (sorry)

STAGE DIRECTION: Mulder is sitting in a trance. Scully enters the house carrying the scene. 

STAGE DIRECTION: Mulder looks up to his waist - its dark rings staring at blood. Scully enters running toward her desk. She pulls out a laptop man. 

SCULLY: This computer modem's on fire. Maybe next time, Mulder, you can think about God.
MULDER: Shh shh i'm going to tell Skinner how you were right. Come get manischevitz-- i can explain the father.

MULDER: i believe in psychic tombstones, think about that.

STAGE DIRECTIONS
The alien smashes a passenger's face. Elevator dings open.

SCULLY: Haloperidol's not going to work with fox... Your god's the only one i know that this thing doesn't prove. 

STAGE DIRECTIONS
Inside the pueblo cavern, a shadowy figure undresses Mulder with its lights for eyes.

STAGE DIRECTIONS
RAINBOW CUT to Scully lying motionless in her car.

STAGE DIRECTIONS
An old indian woman looks over at scully and confesses. Jimmy's lips gently lift up and opens. Mulder turns around slowly but stops to go back. He nods.

STAGE DIRECTIONS
Mulder holds the empty room where the faux scully walks. She turns back looking through his head. He starts to mulder. Mulder and mulder. Mrs. Mulder.
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SCULLY: Mulder what are you talking about? 
MULDER: Since 1991 the fbi and mr. Edward snowden's insane ass

SCULLY
Mulder, smoke. Smoke and speak. Speak of what happened here. And ignore the obvious while simultaneously smoking.

STAGE DIRECTION
Scully turns around and attacks a man wearing blue coveralls. He is very upset.  
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MULDER
Know what? You got all that radiation crap to help you out. Good night... But wait!

SCULLY
Mulder what happened to your knees?

MULDER
Do you know how difficult it is to walk away from trains?

MULDER
What do you mean, "I should understand your command"?

SCULLY
Release the body, sorry.

MULDER
Would you say this case involves some sort of phenomenon?
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STAGE DIRECTIONS
Mulder and scully are driving along the roadway. Scully sighs to mulder. Mulder pulls the gun from his holster and looks at her. She leaves the car as it is over the side of the street. Mulder nods.

SCULLY
Convince me that the government kidnapped you.

SCULLY
Look agent, that is science. Believe it or not.

Mulder: mulder wants to talk to scully, follow'm to back into the shadows. 
Scully:  mulder those files from betsy's apartment filled my car. Cut back on the radio signals.

MULDER
Instinct tells me that the headless man is the scientist on the phone.

MULDER
Sweet talk, Scully.

MULDER: the old woman that just got off the phone with me is a ghost and i'm guessing that's an x file

SCULLY
You're saying that you happened to get the tattoo on your knees in a parking garage? I mean, it's a dead cow. Why do you want that?

STAGE DIRECTIONS
Mulder nods at a picture of his chest.

SCULLY
Sorry, sweetie. Settle for a guy that you know was at your father's funeral.

STAGE DIRECTION: Mulder and Scully are in their normal office. Mulder is carrying a large cardboard tube and many boys. 
MULDER: Can't you carry something?
SCULLY: Well you know i already arranged for your arrest.

SCULLY
Lethal poison did this. Sorry your sister is your wife, but we have to ask you some questions.

STAGE DIRECTION: they stop walking around. Scully finds mulder where he fell. 
SCULLY: You're going through a lot. I heard you saying " it's feeling... Good. " so i know you're in shock.

STAGE DIRECTIONS
Man watches automatic door split and beholds the being, dismayed.

SCULLY
Ummm yeah, the truth is right here.

MULDER:  actually, uh... That's correct, scully. Her husband's implant in his hand is a crime and he did died. Oh that's not right. It's just... died. 

SCULLY
The cause of death was a spaceship

SCULLY: Hell is this Mulder. I can tell you that. 

MULDER: Conspiracy ends with me scully.

MULDER: Doctor Blockhead's concerned ass can leave the crime. I don't understand... You attacked Studio Bill. It wasn't the first time. Why not yesterday morning? Whoa... Men think I'm bored. 

MULDER: Yeah it's exactly what i think it is, air.

MULDER: My name is Agent Spender to you! 

SCULLY 
Speaking of your esophagus, you know what i learned down the street? You're lying about the boy you got that waterbed from. He's not a botanist and he fed his fish this morning.

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MULDER: I'm not afraid of that vague mind control fungus, Scully.